Me too. Chip and Jo for liffffeeeee.

Yes I was totally Team Ariana at first. But I think maybe I mistook her utter and complete misery as dry wit/sarcasm? She really is the most Debby Downerest person in the room. I still prefer her to Katie or Scheana(who I detest!)

I guess her salary as a cast member? Also, from what we’ve seen of the Shay’s apartment, it seems like they live in a 500 sq. foot shithole. (Actually they all live in shitholes, minus Kristen. If they were actual adults, they'd put their money towards bettering their lives, but I’d venture at least 75% of any given…

Yes. That is the real shape of her face now. For context, I will include a side by side with her. On the left is the face shape she was born with and also the full jaw and chin she was sporting during season 1.

On the left, we have her season 1 face shape. Also, she claims she only had “tooth surgery” but unless “tooth surgery” is code for take out and entire row of teeth and whittle my chin to a point, I call bullshit. Her jawline has gotten progressively shaved down each season.

Oh, OF COURSE. LVP’s loyalty is based entirely on financial transactions and favors.

My sister sends me herself dubsmashing this at 3 am every few weeks and I am never mad about it.

I said this exact thing in another post. I’m too lazy to google it, but I’d be willing to bet ol’ Lala from the block is from like Sandy, too, which is basically like a few mountains and a really nice Target (not from the mean streets of Salt Lake City or anything)

They really only do Beverly Hills (and they just announced they’re doing New York) but it is SO funny. Like I’m laughing out loud driving in my car listening to it funny. They won my heart forever when they did a segment where they listed their least favorite housewives kids and called Mellania a “gremlin after…

I don’t know if you listen to The Bitch Sesh podcast but they did a segment on Vanderpump rules where they said it was like the lights went out when Stassi left the show. And that’s the perfect way to put it.

Also, I read somewhere that Stassi explicitly begged Lisa not to pay off her ex boyfriend over the whole “sex tape” thing because she KNEW Lisa would lord it over her for the rest of her life, and Lisa did it anyway, and lo and behold, every other thing out of her duck mouth is about how Stassi “owes her” I also do…

Is a Coke/roid speed ball like a thing? Because I think Jax’s whole red faced, extra sweaty “I’m the number one guy in this group” soliloquy to Tom was like the embodiment of what that whole trip would be like.

I just said this in a reply to someone else, but I honestly feel like her problem is people have told her she’s pretty her whole life, so that’s been like HER THING, and so she’s never tried to develop any part of her personality because she’s never had to. I think she has no idea who she is as a human being, and…

I am also team topless. Her boobs are amazing, first of all! I do think her whole “men fly me to Italy,” every conservation I have is centered around sex, if you don’t like it you’re jealouzzzzzz schtick is tired. She’s like every marginally pretty but crippled by insecurity millennial I’ve ever met. She is constantly…

They are both the absolute worst and they deserve each other completely. Even Stassi in her whole growing up and moving on story arc last year was not as painfully lacking in self awareness. She thought she was better than the show and her food and beverage friends so she left the show. That I can at least respect.…

We're talking about a person who flew home to Utah to be with her mom because she didn't get invited to a party.

She can’t wear less makeup because her skin is reallllly bad (like cystic bad) and the spatulas upon spatulas of makeup she slaps on her face makes her skin worse...it’s a vicious cycle. I honestly don’t find her to be anything special. And I hate Katie, but I think the thing she said about Lala leading with her…

Katie is not particularly pretty or smart. She’s also a nasty drunk. But Tom got a perm so it’s a wash as far as I’m concerned.

I hate saying this but Kristen looks amazing. Her skin is like butter and her makeup is always tasteful.

Jax = Coke bloat