She has horrible skin and horrendous style and the body is literally the only thing she has going for her. Also, she’s from Utah so all her hard bitch posturing makes me laugh.

Guys, can we please discuss why 70 year old Lisa Vanderpump feels the need to insert herself in the middle of this group of 20 something friends all the time? Like why do you honestly give a fuck whether or not Katie and Stassi are friends, you old hag?

At what point will she stop surgically shaving down her jawline? SHE LOOKS INSANE. True Life: I won’t stop having plastic surgery until I look like a Big Eyes painting

Yes!

Stassi is my EVERYTHING.

I think she should be charged, just as I always thought the stripper who fabricated the Duke Lacrosse rape should have been charged. But it's not because I want to see them punished...it's because jail time would not be the only possible outcome. I think it's more than probable their punishment would include some sort…

I am white girl from Florida and I have a dog named Marlo and a dog named Slim Charles and that is all you need to know about the reach of the greatest show of all time.

I'm just here for the gloating. Eat a dick sandwich, Deadspin.

She's wearing a child's nightGOWN (a dress) and it fits her like a half shirt . Calm the fuck down, clothes police.

Britney or Christina: Eric Clapton

Me too, but I had a feeling it was going to be an uphill battle considering her parents seem deathly opposed to admitting she has some sort of severe mental illness or needs medication. Its hard to tackle a problem you won't admit exists in the first place. The drugs and booze is probably her attempt at self…

ATTENTION ATTENTION: ALL THE OVERLY TOUCHY PEOPLE WHO WENT TO FASHION SCHOOL AND LIVED WITH A FAMILY MEMBER MEET IN THIS THREAD PLEASE! WE'LL BE GETTING OUTRAGED AND MAKING SHIT ABOUT US ALL DAY LONG. COME ONE COME ALLLLLLLL

I don't get the Clooney worship. He looks horrible for 53 and mistakenly believes his smamriness comes off as charm.

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I love you.

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I needed this story after the week I've had. I DESERVED THIS STORY.

Oh god Kanye's outfit. I can't stop laughing. Girl, bye.

You haven't read all of Erin's "reporting" then.