Wow, I’m surprised Jalopnik even knew there was an Indycar race going on today! Oh right, there’s some controversy, gotta report on a major racing series you otherwise don’t give a crap about.

If Pocono wants to keep Indy Car, they should build a compelling road course using the infield to slow things down to a reasonable speed so people stop getting hurt or worse. It’s not cheap or easy, but if they really want Indy Car around long term, there needs to be a way to race there other than the current…

This track has had some wicked crashes in both Indycar and NASCAR. This was the track where Elliott Sadler hit the inside hill so hard it tore the engine out and threw it about 150 yards away.  This track is definitely not suitable for Indycar.

For real he looks like Al Bundy when Peg wants to fuck.

You don't have to be an asshole

I’m still stuck on that too. Emoji face is not liking the change of scenery, or Jack needs a shower.

Jimmy Fallon should not only not be encouraged, he should not be tolerated.

It makes me long for the days when Letterman didn’t give a shit if you laughed or not. If anything, he’d let a joke bomb and just stew in it to show he could. Fallon is so desperate for people to like him it has the opposite effect and makes him insufferable.

“That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army.”

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

Part of the reason people, who can afford it, fly private jets is that they can do any damn thing they want— include take their dog, the sitter, the nanny, the chef and the butler along.

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Exactly! There’s a whole damn movie starring a two-time Oscar winner called ‘Remember the Titans’ and still people can’t

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

Dennis Miller still has it!

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.