Geezus, Matt. You win, but what a way to clinch it.

You mean you weren’t drinking a NE IPA? You are a fucking asshole. 

I have one request: Make the hat photo the Tom Brady photo forever, but just make it a little bit bigger every time.

Excellent summary, Matt

Yeah all the people saying that Steam needed a ‘desperate overhaul’, I don’t get it. I like how GoG and Steam presented my library: here’s a thing you wanna play. Here’s some news that may be relevant. Boom. Done.

I actually don’t like this team very much.

Nobody asked you about not asking me. Not interested in my comment? Then scroll on my bud.

Lmfao. There is no way somebody actually said they hope their Jeep comes preloaded with his music. Come on, Jeep.

I’m sure there’s already a Jira ticket being written up.

As a jaded adult, I can’t remember the last time I found a movie “scary.”

When I first saw that Jeep commercial, I assumed that Jeremey Renner was intrigued by the girl in the Jeep and was intimating to his bandmates, “catch up with you later, suckers, the Ren-dog is gonna fuck.”

Funny, Jeremy Renner’s Hennessy and Jeep commercials made me want to combine my passions for cognac and trucks and also overpasses.

The revelation that there’s a Chris D’Elia app is somehow funnier than anything else.

My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

Based on her entry, I want Jessica to be my friend.  That last paragraph alone was hysterical.

Fans of this team will forever mock Falcons fans for their super bowl loss despite the fact that Atlanta is a thriving metropolis and the fastest growing industry in New Orleans is ghost tours. It’s like the neighborhood drunk laughing at you for tripping on your shoelaces while he pisses his pants. 

Sean Payton taunting Vikings fans with the ‘Skol’ clap. The ‘Minneapolis Miracle’ happened right afterward.

Why are Saints fans so confident that they definitely would’ve won if the PI *had* been called? It’s not like there’s no precedent of the Saints ever losing with a field-goal-margin lead and 10 seconds left.