She pulled down pants and underwear, penis was exposed.

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.

Scrollbait.

The bit was in no way funny. But it was funny when George Wallace said, “People mad because Ted Danson had black on his face. He’s dating Whoopi Goldberg. He’s already had black on his face.”

You hired Sarah “My Vagina Is Jesus” Silverman and then got cold feet when you actually read her material?  

I know it is trendy nowadays for corporations to be all irreverent and jokey with their “fans” (typically through their social media accounts) with, like, fast food chains using “dank memes” to deliver “sick burns” to haters to show how “hip” and “with-it” they are, but... could we maybe sometimes not?

to be fair, he keeps getting asked about it by journalists looking for a scoop and these news articles are just framing his response. Tarantino says a lot of dumb shit which pisses me off, but it’s not like he just keeps bringing this particular thing up to remind us

why would you assume him saying he wants to retire is for you and not for him 

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

But this was comedy

Good to see Jim Breuer still not getting work.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

Whelp, I’m gonna get me a rocking chair, a bag of Werther’s chocolates, and start voting Republican I guess, because I am officially too old for this shit.

This is the best piece of writing I’ve ever disagreed with.

I live my life a quarter movie at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 30 minutes or less, I’m free.

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

You might hurt your back if you stretch that much.

This is an overreaction. The joke wasn’t even “LOL, trans people”, the whole gag of the video was that the dude was playing all of the roles in the skit, Nutty Professor style. And he was doing it poorly, with terrible costumes. Shitty make up and a bad wig that wouldn’t stay on is all keeping in theme with the…