That wasn’t there the first time I read it! Mandela strikes again!

It’s FROOT LOOPS! Damn Mandela effect!

Test footage has already been leaked.

I won’t take credit, but I saw this posted somewhere when the trailer dropped:

I expect this movie to be terrible, or at best mediocre. But I will never blame Danny DeVito for getting paid. And if we’re doing best DeVito character quotes, “Frank: Look, I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.

No. Boston sports fans are all sociopaths. Lakers are way more likeable.

They’re more sympathetic than the Celtics in literally every universe! I checked!

No, I really hate their fans. 

he is shooting 26% from the line. A blind amputee could probably shoot that. Lonzo has some skills but that is a deal breaker. 

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

Doooo-do-doooo-do-do-do-dooo-do-do-do-do

No way, brah. The only critique me and my boys ever had about the Fast & Furious movies is “not enough tits.” Now this movie will fix that problem.

Look, I’m as feminist as it gets, but all these female versions of “male” movies gotta stop. These executives don’t get it. If they want take a risk and earn some progressive points, just make Letty the lead of the next Fast and Furious movie. We didn’t need a female Ghostbusters reboot. Just make Ghostbusters III and…

I agree with this for all franchises. I just simply wanted the first and second Raid streaming at the same time :( I was glad to see all the Indiana Jones and Jaws movies released together tho.

Number one on the ten streaming commandments ought to be “if you have one movie in a horror franchise, you must have the entire franchise”.

The guy jumped offsides.

This article is absolutely terrible, as the author seemingly purposely misinterprets the statements made by nexgen in order to set up a straw man that he can then easily knocked down.

This is something you would think would be in the article (this is not a knock on Gabe as I am not his target audience). I don’t particularly care about UFC and I assumed someone that did would know right where to find it.