maybe James Harden is his real dad *gasp*

I’m going with 6th division, but I can’t say I’ve done much research. 

Five Guys is expensive and tastes good. Trump is a cheap piece of shit with bad taste. Ta daaaa!

Obama ate at Five Guys that one time so I’m sure Trump hates the place on principle.

This should be one of the top comments. Seeing people write that he is on drugs is especially discouraging. Some people are just different, and they don’t need people talking shit about them.

I work with people with tic disorders. This looks familiar to me. I’m certainly not diagnosing the guy, but maybe take it easy on him. It can be frustrating and embarrassing for people with tics to be in a public space and have difficulty controlling their bodily movements.

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Tom Bergeron? The child-molesting cannibal?

Hey, wow, what a surprise, Trump went on TV and said a bunch of demonstrably-false shit while wearing a facial expression that makes him look like he has to shit but can’t remember where the toilet is. Who could have ever seen that coming.

He goes to the fucking Patriots. Mark my words.

Way to go, New Orleans. You were gifted a generational talent that you’d completely wasted. A sure fire Hall of Fame player who will go down as one of the most complete players to man his position, with whom you achieved absolutely nothing. And then when Chris Paul left you were gifted Anthony Davis, who you also…

Kill yourself.

They’re so broke they couldn’t afford a superstar with two eyebrows, for fuck’s sakes.

Bolshit, really.

I agree. Horribol.

Terribol news

IT’S AIRBORNE!!!!

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.