I cut Sudfeld with phosphorous and iodine to make meth.
Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.
I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white. The kind of white you just can’t teach
In American football and Canadian football, a lateral pass or lateral (officially backward pass in American football and onside pass in Canadian football) occurs when the ball carrier throws the football to a teammate in a direction parallel to or away from the opponents’ goal line.
Who would have thought that the First Responder Bowl would be the best game of the day?
Sorry, what the fuck is PPG supposed to tell us, aside from the fact that Thompson shoots 27% of his team’s shots when he’s on the floor at 40th percentile shooting efficiency (.530 TS%)?
You could easily tell this was gonna suck. I could have saved it for them though. I would have had Ferrell play Holmes seriously while Reilly plays Dr. Steve Brule.
There’s no need for name calling.
Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?
No one who’s watched the Pats this year is surprised they let a receiver break free
“It’s got a stroker 383 Sacha Baron-Cohen with an Edelbrock intake and a Holley double pumper on top."
Hey, Mr. Cernovich! Weird you’ve wandered off from Twitter to make an appearance here! Don’t rape anyone while you’re here. Thanks.
Too grim for SBC? I’m not sure I want to see this.
I’m calling him SBC now. You like it.
Great job everybody, now hit the showers!
“Sorry, Professor Coach. My medication makes it look like I’m asleep or staring at my phone sometimes.”
I’d go the one that I could at least show off down at the local park. 2.
more like ottofellating.
I explicitly remember Tim Meadows letting us all know that it’s not habit forming, the safest drug there is, and we don’t want no part of that shit.