Then you’d be lying. To yourself, which is the real shame.

Can’t wait for the 30 for 30.

Hopefully it’s not the ‘Louis C.K.’ look.

It’s a good thing Flo has the entire Progressive advertising enterprise to fall back on or I’d say she’s in deep trouble.

It’s like Joakim Noah never left. Pure *beauty*.

When I read the title and saw the picture, I thought they were making peace with each other.

To the guy wanting to lollygag through a goddamn cemetary: stop thinking about if you could, and start thinking about if you should.

I’m still more ashamed of “stand for the anthem” Theisman tbh.

I haven’t seen something from Georgia blow that good since my family reunion.

I didn’t mean for it to come to this I’M SORRY! I hate it when my comments leave people heated :(

I think it’s pretty tough to break scoreboards nowadays. The material they make them out of is just so... Hard(en).

I’d buy the fuck out of Gniewosz. Buying a new beer based on how badass the label is is truly one of my favorite pastimes. 

I figured ESPN was gonna shitcan them both and drop the Mike(s).

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

TIME TO BREAK OUT THE OREOS BABY!

As the camera man stops, turns, and walks away, I like to imagine his inner monologue is “Well I NEVER!”

Charles Barkley is so incredibly jealous of how round and lazy this ball has remained.

Gregg Popovich/Steve Kerr 2020

I picked him up in my Madden franchise a few years ago and gave him the imaginary career of a fucking lifetime. I’d love to see him have hall of fame numbers for the rest of his career.