BROCK N’ ROLL BABY! The trainwreck that just keeps happening. And happening.

My (current) lifelong dream is for Tom Brady to retire today, then come back in 4 years and absolutely SUCK ASS with the Broncos just to piss off all of my Broncos friends.

I’m not gonna lie: I’ve never been a baseball fan. I watched games 5 and 6 on a whim and I’m considering changing my mind though. Game 5 actually had me glued to the TV and for Game 6 I fell asleep from the 4th inning to the 7th. I woke up and caught the end (like a true baseball fan, I’m led to believe).

“Um excuse me yes I’d like to file a complaint.”

But that guy from Space Jam! He was awesome! What was his name... Patrick Uturn?

No wonder his Under Armour shoes are so ugly. It’s a ruse to try and get people to not wear any shoes at all.

It literally started 8 years ago, not during WWII.

I’ve found that the more loads you make, the more white there is.

With hits like those, I’m surprised Baltimore didn’t draft him.

I was rooting for Tifft since Clements is a racist dickweed, but it was nonetheless very exciting.

... Simpsons did it?

After reflecting on the video and the article for several minutes, I can only come to one conclusion:

How’s he gonna tell *them*? They’re definitely all dead by now.

I want a link to where you got that stat from.

OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT: Nnamdi Asomugha used to be a thing! Man time flies.

All of this leads me to this question: why hasn’t someone with a decent boxing pedigree and at least a fundamental understanding of grappling come in and dominated the MMA world?

Morten Andersen’s was more moving, tbh. Just leave it to Deadspin to side with the white bias and screw up everything.

Uh oh. One of them got to the media before Goodell could sweep them under the rug.

More like Ryan Tannebrokenkneehill.

This whole Big 3 thingamajig just seems like XFL part 2 to me. If they’re able to finish out the season and actually have a championship, props to them.