Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Well, at least now I know the answer to “Who’s the most Jacksonvillian player ever to Jacksonville?”. For now it’s this guy, because I’ve already forgotten his name as I write this comment.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

*DEAD*

Also I would like to own a hat

Because she’s chained up in his basement 

Soon we’ll hear that Randle “was powerfully passionate about representing his country,” but might have left his oven on and really should go check on it.

I can only imagine the look in Ozil’s eyes...

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

The crazy thing is if you remove the word millions from the chart you get the Income Statement for the Tampa Bay Rays. 38 dollars in earnings in 2018, what a year that was! 

Celebrities: They’re Just Like Us

This case should be a layup for the Players’ Union

I thought it was the frog guy meme for a second. 

To clarify, because the 70's were a confusing time, that is a White woman.

This is the kind of shit we were eating in the 70's, so I think the occasional trip to Applebee’s would have been okay. (from Twitter, @70s_party)

If I could play devil’s advocate for a moment, I’m glad he’s okay.

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

This morning they ruled out a gas leak and they’ve also said they do not suspect foul play.