Deadspin’s decision to embed a reporter in the Delaware Valley has paid off handsomely 

Crap, there goes the Giants’ season

The sentient King of the Peas is terrifying 

It’s a simple mistake; Zhao was just using the Maryland definition of “fencing”

“Who would ever act so disgracefully towards a white player?”

I’m dumber for having watched this, and that’s saying something:  I routinely watch First Take

I’m calling Hulk Hogan’s lawyer right now.  This shit has to stop

For what it’s worth, the Wall Street Journal called the Bendall breakup rumors “wack”. I’d give a link, but it’s behind the paywall

I wish I could express my puzzlement with this situation, perhaps in GIF format

I think I can speak on behalf of most Duke fans when I say that, while disappointed, I can’t wait to see how good Zion is during his sophomore year!

Good god. From that picture, I’d shudder seeing his “shoulder width:head size” ratio from the combine

Those pictures...

You can’t argue with Stephen’s laws of love

Counterpoint:

It just dawned upon me that Harper kind of looks like Gritty.  That is all. 

Great write up, but to be honest I just clicked on the comments to see if someone posted an Xhibit meme yet

The guy saw called out what was going to happen 5 seconds before Gay shot it. Kind of like a Canadian Tony Romo

I don’t know why Mahomes and Adams look so scared.  Witten’s no threat to them, thanks to Asimov’s first law