That’s in the front, and shouldn’t matter much unless you’ve got a fatty stuffed up there. I like my GTA hookers skinny for easy disposal.

If you cross-post this to Jalopnik you’ll get plenty of explainations about why it’s worth it to spend a million dollars on a fundamentally broken car - the difference being that most of those folks will never actually own the topic of conversation or have firsthand experience.

Birthday gifts for nephews and nieces absolutely because I’m never spawning on my own. The rest of you can fuck right off unless you bought me booze on my birthday 3 years running, then you’re due an epic but utterly forgettable night every 2 years on the roll. Inclusion of significant other automatically voids any…

They’re not regular citizens. They’re stupid fucking stooges and racist assholes and wilfully ignorant rednecks who’re afraid everyone else is as hateful as they are.

*slow clap*

Sounds like a pain in the ass; I had a ‘91 323 (see avatar pic) and pulled out the passenger seat too because I got tired of picking up my drunk girlfriend from the bar late at night.

Back in the 90's, I went to Western Auto and bought several packs of purple tipped light-up ‘bullet’ bolts and stuck them in the little holes all around the bed rails of my pickup. I then half-assed the wiring job and proceeded to get pulled over as the lights shorted out going over bumps.

Keep talking like this and you’ll convince that orange turd the military does fix domestic roads and that’ll justify the $55 billion extra he’s giving them next year.  

They’re doing a hack job and causing other issues, that’ how.

Yes it’s a bunch of impatient whiney locals who think the city’s ignoring them because they haven’t fixed their potholes out past 102nd yet. In most of the rest of the country where potholes are a problem, they’re still covered by snow and slush.

The roads in the midwest are expected to be frozen and snowed on and salted and pounded with freezing water 4 or 5 months a year, while these kinds of long-duration cold events are relatively new to the NW, at least in a design sense.

Funny the orange dickweed dropped his budget last week and there wasn’t a whole lot of money added to ‘infrastructure spending’. No mention of it really.

Last couple of months you say?

Most of the fuckwits around here (Portland) complaining about potholes and rough roads have also never seen as much snow as they saw this year. Unfortunately for them, they’re incapable of connecting the two occurances and recognizing that it takes time repair shit that’s still getting hammered by record rainfalls.

You see, the problem is a diminishing stock of cheap newpapers with random typeface these days. And forget about using magazines, I’m not dropping $5 to taunt my favorite FBI agent every couple of days, not with the price of coffee in this city.

...that the stress landing on a carrier causes pilots more stress than what troops experience...

yeah seems you’re the clueless one. The point he was making is that a properly organized event wouldn’t have the attendees waiting to eat while the employees were taken care of.

Sears auto used to do so well that they had a seperate stand-alone service building in the mall parking lot. That’s right, kids, tires and basic repair service used to generate enough revenue that they could afford outbuildings. *sigh I’m an old.

inferior customer service, dirty stores, and empty shelves

When I was a teenager in the early 90's, if any of my clothing could be identified as ‘Kmart brand’, it was going to be a long school year.