Well, I’ve lived life as a delivery driver of one sort or another to the tune of hundreds of thousands of miles, so my useage my vary somewhat from the average driver, also speed limits are meant for the least capable drivers, a category I do not fall into.

Well most pathogens that come along in our foodstocks arent ‘killed’ by cold temperatures, they’re often in a state (spores) that allows transport in hostile conditions, which includes temperature extremes. My roomates insist on putting rice and grain in the freezer because of ‘bugs’ - an idea I’m against because…

Aww geez, you mean that big pot of rice I leave out and hit up for a snack whenever I’m hungry could kill me?

well-documented. <- no hyphen needed

“said that it’s up to the teams to adapt to the new brake package for 2016"

AHHHH another article where Stef bitches about advances in motor racing technology that makes it more accessible to more people. I’m not sure why we haven’t seen an article bitching about television cameras at the tracks, since they also tend to tone down the whole experience and whatnot. After all, you’re not a true…

That’s literally not the same thing as continuosly recording* everything it hears now is it?

Well, you should probably assume you won’t have all the engine modes available on the customer car. Just common sense. Hammy gets a secret ‘11' knob and the knobs get a car they’ll never use to 7/10, let alone 11.

I’m not a HUGE Ferarri guy (I prefered the all-white Countach poster thnx) but I do lust after the FXX(xxx) variants available to select customers for insane prices and as a track-only trailer queen. What do you think the service intervals on those are?

Ahhh the washer/dryer combo workbench. You can tell we’re looking at a professional at work here.

Ford Focus: wants to be Mustang

Minnesota plates, yo. Even if it was garaged, just one winter out on the roads is doom. CP at this price anyways, but that’s the real killer here.

Minnesota plates.

Well, you’d have to be a terrible driver to get caught in one of these, so I see no problem here.

If it ain’t a 2-door hatch. I’m not interested. #notacivic

Get a goddamn copy editor already:

I can count the number of times I’ve needed to wear a tie on one hand (weddings, mostly) and even my grungy ass knew I needed a basic tie clip to keep the thing in place. Plus it looked pretty dope, that little bit of bling standing out from the rest.

Yeah but you actually care about your husband. There’s a huge difference between being married to someone for the benefits and actually, you know, loving them and getting married because you want a real family.

Sock garters sound waaay too complicated for Drumpf.

Yeah...I’ve been delivering food via bike through UberEats here in Portland, and frankly, I don’t see a lot of younger folk looking at cost vs. payoff.