Speedlimits are what happens when we allow people with zero awareness/skill to drive - that would be approximately 95% of all drivers around the world.

Stank up the whole place if ya don't

The day boneyard turns to big beer and says yes is the day hell has literally frozen over. They’ve been pretty hardcore about keg-only distro and have only recently gone to cans for some smaller special runs... Even squinting really hard there's nothing on the horizon there...

Its funny I wrote a 5,000 word essay on doing bike delivery for Uber eats in Portland, 350+ deliveries over 3 years...and Kate B never posted or responded after I offered it to takeout.

Yeah because it’s not completely obvious that dude was fuuuuuuuucked up. ‘why would blah blah blah’ filler much?

Lady Thor, yes.

So, to clarify, someone with the actual right of way green light shit was forced to scream at people to remind them that they were walking against the legal traffic?

When I was hit by a right-turning Scion in Portland last year, severely dislocating my shoulder, the driver wasn’t issued a citation. Despite turning across a clearly marked bike lane and admitting distraction and ignorance of the law, the officer seemed annoyed that I demanded a case number and contact information…

People leave these things parked across the sidewalk in the middle of the bridges, frankly I’m surprised they didn’t find more of them. I know there’s at least one lime under the Burnside and at least two under the Morrison from, ahhhhhh, personal observation.

Just shut up. Nobody gives a shit what you think. But if you’re going to be disappointed, it should be because those female characters got jack and shit for screen time and we’re supposed to be excited for that 5 second shot that sets up no action and has no real context.

These old fuckers need to have an intensive ‘Tech in 2020: What it means to your election campaign’ crash-course.

It’s like they don’t understand the video-on-demand feature of youtube, or how it relates to “things I’ve said in the recent past that may impact social opinions of me”. Truly astonishing.

Not one - literally, not a single person in this cafe - has any idea any of this shit is going on in Salem. #portblivion

Not one - literally, not a single person in this cafe - has any idea any of this shit is going on in Salem. #portblivion

So those dealerships lean heavilyon branded merch, they were aiming at more than 50% of all sales at all three of the dealerships in the franchise I worked for about a decade ago.

I imagine it’s still the same situation since most people don’t need financing to drop $50 on freakin t-shirt. My folks had a literal…

My ‘83 Kawasaki KZ1100-A3 Shafty would have absolutely crushed any H-D bike sold for 20+ years after it was sold, at the ‘strip’, track or anywhere else; fact is the only H-D branded bike to come close even today was either a Buell or a V-Rod. My 36 year-old Japanese motorcycle will still dust most H-D models down a…

Watch the video closely, and be alert when you see other people shuffling around like this.

Anybody who’s ever worked in an airport parking lot will know that car alarms are not for anti-theft, they’re for finding your subaru in a sea of them (PDX economy FTW!).

Most of the time when an alarm goes off in one of those places, it’ll be ignored until the battery is dead and then they’ll be happy to give you a…

Condiments come in their own pre-sealed packet, whereas silverware, table setting and bread items are not ssealed from tampering or other contamination. Once it’s set out in front of someone, it almost certainly gets all kinds of bacteria and germs on it from simple exposure.

It’s why they don’t clear the jellies and…

I imagine the number of places where that would be legally permissible is literally ZERO. At least in any place with enough modern commerce to allow for health codes.

I’ve been the guy in the dishpit in a few places, and as much as I hate washing unused silverware, the alternative a resetting the tables with used silverware. Even if they weree still wrapped, it’s a health thing. Someone could have sneezed all over it, or coughed and fondled the spoon with that measles-ridden hand.