DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE! Happily, healthfully, or conscientiously. If I wanna get every type of diabetes (I’m not a doctor I don’t care if I can’t get them all) and smoke three packs of high-tar (HA!) ciggies a day while stuffing my rotted-toothful mouth with mega-slups and SUPER MACs then goddammit, that’s what I’m…