Oh just you watch her! No one puts Baby in a corner, and no one tells Carly Simon what she can’t do!

I lived for a year in KY, about 15 mins away from the creation museum. I really wanted to go ironically, but I just couldn't get around not wanting to give them money.

I hope they have an exhibit explaining the Curse of Ham and its influence on African slavery!

The upcoming Jez convention at Ark Encounter. (Artist’s rendering)

Let’s look at facts here. That dress was insane.

This interests me because I was raised to not discuss money—that it is vulgar, and that people who have plenty don’t need to talk about it. BUT, as an adult, I will talk about money with an employer all I want. It is MY money that we’re discussing, and that is not vulgar. I’m not embarrassed to go to a financial…

She is going to need a thicker skin though. The rigors of campaigning and constantly having to simulate human emotions puts a lot of wear and tear on the containment shell, and if a breach occurs during a public event and the howling evil trapped within spews forth into a rapidly blacking sky it could definitely have…

Not just 12. He sounds like a 12-year-old Joffrey Baratheon. Like, I actually kind of think that there’s a version of an adult who likes to play hide and seek in a huge house who’s pretty cool. But Cruise doesn’t seem to understand how to make friends or find people who share his interests. It sounds like he just…

You know how Mugatu and his shadowy kabal of fashion designers recruit Derek to be their agent of evil in Zoolander because Derek’s natural stupidity and immaturity (which is only made worse by the fact that his chosen industry caters to his ego) renders him the perfect puppet? That’s what I feel Tom Cruise is like…

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

They don’t do that much good, tbh. I hate the whole “we volunteer so much, that’s the point of joining the house!” bullshit. If you go to an NFL game in October there will be infinity sorority girls handing out pink ribbons. Then they watch the game for free. Then they go home and log 5 hours x infinity girls and brag…

said this, but it can be repeated. IME huge reason bw and ww don’t get along is because bw, unlike bm and wm, refuse to coddle them when it comes to their racist behavior. We are quick to tell them about themselves, and when we do they are so distressed. Which ironically is the treatment they keep asking for (via…

Can confirm #2. I’ve literally heard it said in a meeting when my freshman roommate was pledging. It was in such a matter of fact way that they didn’t really think of it as being offensive in any way. The fact that how men respond to them is so high on their list is frightening. I’m team do away with all sororities…

Considering how many of these parents consider Harvard the highest goal in their child’s young life, they probably do consider it a major punishment.

Seriously, the lice note comes home and I want to burn everything down.

Is that a thing that women don’t wear underwear with yoga pants? I’m all for going commando while wearing the baggiest sweatpants in the comfort of my home during an abc family Harry Potter marathon, but I'm with you. Tight pants and no undies equals pinched labias.

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

Okay, but I insist on an explanation for the eyebrows.

I think making sure both of you go slowly is the most important thing. There’s nothing like anticipation. And I’ve got to give a shout-out to non-oral sex here, also. Someone who is bad at caressing you with his hands is very unlikely to be good at licking you. Also, some of the most intense orgasms I have had are…