I know what you're saying, but this isn't it.

Weight Watchers: Same old bullshit, now with more woo and Photoshop!

I wonder how much the breaking story about the CIA chief's emails getting hacked will take the wind out the sails of this scandal.

This supports my suspicion that Bernie doesn’t want to be president, he wants to bring important issues onto the stage and make sure they’re addressed by whoever IS president. Which is, I think, a perfectly legitimate reason to run a presidential primary campaign - otherwise you just get an echo chamber of people…

I think it’s a big deal that this practice is so widespread (not only Hillary was dong this) because it shows how bad technological literacy is among our politicians. I think it’s a transparent ploy to keep her out of office that it’s become a big deal NOW, and only for her - again, she wasn’t the only leader in the…

There is literally zero percent chance of that happening.

As a fellow Menopausal American, I’m pretty sure estrogen is not a big factor in Hillary’s day-to-day decision making.

The whole “you should be happy to be paid at all!” argument is crap. Because that’s the same argument that people use all the way down to bottom tier positions in corporate jobs. It’s a cop-out.

As someone who lives in and area with a crap ton of ‘maternity hotels,’ Everything about this screams birth tourism. 7 months pregnant. Flight from Asia. The doctor speaking to her in Mandarin. No mention of the woman’s husband coming with her.

Yeah I live and work in the hub of Asian birth tourism and that’s absolutely what was happening here. I respect that the reporting is trying to respect the privacy of the mom and baby, but there is absolutely no mention of that baby being quite premature or the Doc mentioning that there were any complications or…

Since she was probably coming to the United States specifically for that purpose, a bet this questions matters a lot to the mother.

I thought about pricing raisins but then didn't on principle.

My husband has the best head out of all these men. But I will not show it to any of you. He is mine.

Girl still has to work. She names names, shit will get hard quick. Give her a break.

I don’t know about their current status (I believe it’s being fought out in court), but here in Indiana when they passed their moronic ‘religious freedom bill’ to support the Hobby Lobby decision, a “church of marijuana” declared itself in Indianapolis and claimed the right to the religious freedom to use marijuana.

I’m willing to bet an entire classroom of people launching dildoes in self-defense would be quite a distraction for a gunman. That’s gotta buy a few critical split-seconds, no?

Seeing the mass arrest of hundreds of brave souls carrying dildos would be about the best thing ever. Can you imagine CNN or, holy God, Fox News carrying that story. “Austin police today confiscated 34 butt plugs, 20 magic rabbits, and.....uh, uh.... 50 ten inch rubber black cocks. Next up, the weather and a great…

I’m okay with the public banana ban. They’re disgusting and they smell awful.

I get that you people are prudes but really you have laws against dildo open carry? Are you also not allowed to eat bananas in public?