Why?

In general, this is true, and I am not a girl who goes for the bling. However, I have to defend my adorable husband's decision to buy me a diamond engagement ring because he bought a Canadian diamond, and knowing that I, a geology student at the time, would inspect the shit out of that diamond under a microscope, it…

You damn near brought tears to my eyes with this comment. You're awesome and deserve all the STARS!

Joke's on you. MY MOM HAS EBOLA.

I usually respond to those guys with "Good. She needed to get laid."

Ok so I know that's a joke and I mostly don't have a problem with it, but isn't it funny (not funny ha ha) that one of the most common "insults" directed at men is really directed at the women around them? No one is ever like, "Ha I fucked your dad! SICK BURN!"

Apparently everyone on the Internet has slept with my mother. :-(

You remind me of an awesome quotation I heard once from Sir John Templeton, when asked "what's the secret to wealth?" He answered: "Gratitude."

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

Well I'm glad someone finally recognized Halloween for what it is, yet another socialist reuse concocted to trick hard working rich people in to helping the less fortunate. I've been onto that scam for years which is why instead of handing out candy I hand out pamphlets carefully explaining to the children that they…

This is not just a "rich people" issue. I know plenty of middle class people in safe neighborhoods that get super pissed when carloads of kids from poorer areas get dropped off. Frankly I never understood the big deal. More kids means less candy for me to deal with later. Besides, if *I* lived in a less than safe…

If it was me and my boyfriend, the sentiment would be similar, but more for the fact that he knows that Mr. President CAN GET IT.

At 28, it pains me to ask this question, but who the fuck is FKA Twigs and why is she everywhere all of a sudden?

There are no boarders between good and bad editing these days, it seems.

First we're accused of being all a bunch of lazy fatties who are overflowing with gluttony and sloth, and now America's obsessed with fitness and work out too much. WHAT DO YOU WANT WORLD?? WHAT DO YOU WANT??

I feel like this kind of attitude is what put her in this position in the first place...

Is it me though or does it kind of seem like the new tattoo is saying that the Japanese characters translate to "I'm sorry".

I still haven't completely forgiven my sister for her bahavior on her 21st birthday. I cocktailed in a nightlife area with about 10 bars, and of course I knew all the bar staff. We all tipped each other very well and were extremely respectful when we went to each other's bars.

Yeah I guess I'm with Megyn Kelly on this one. As completely out of touch as Gwynyth is, why split hairs? Her hearts in the right place. I mean if it was a government funded research team it'd be six elderly men making statements about women's pay.

The Giving Tree is the single most persuasive argument against parenthood since Rosemary's Baby.