not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

As my BFF always says, when we old'uns are perving over a young'un: if there's grass on the field, play ball!

Thing we learned today: when you put Denzel and Queen Latifah in one room, that room reaches near-lethal levels of likability.

I bet she's probably so tired of forming the words "told you so" that she's had it made into a macro, a t-shirt, and a rubber stamp....

Holy crap. The Handmaid's Tale, anyone? Has Margaret Atwood been informed, and is she telling everyone she sees "I told you so" today?

Here's a new rule. If you are a cis-man and cannot accurately label a diagram of the female reproductive system/genitals, then you don't get to have an opinion on abortions.

As long as people like Paula Deen can make a comeback, then racism is still alive and kicking

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those 14 yr olds are black or Hispanic.

"Children that age do not understand the consequences of their statements and their actions."

"I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don't want to date anymore," she explained.

Poor defensive strategy, Jasmine. Men have been waiting for this since Total Recall first came out in 1990.

As a former bullied teen, let me just say that I would fucking hate this and I don't think her "friends" are as sweet as this story suggests. Sorry to be a Negative Nelly, but no.

idk i think peegasms* are better

Where did they find 1950's original Barbie head girl? She has the head squish and everything. O_O

There's a glitch in the Bey-trix!

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

yeah, frankly dicks need more improving. And if nothing can be done for semen, how about junk sweat, couldnt we neutralize that a little?

Why isn't he hacking semen?? I'd like something in a root beer float flavor.

Sorry, if I could delete my comment I would. I know I was being snarky, and tbh was guilty of being behind a computer screen. I'd never say what I said in real life. Please forgive me.