They have not "critiqued" them. Most of the princes were given average or shorter than average penises. When was the last time you saw princesses/fantasy women/heroines/mainstream female porn actresses with cellulite, droopy or uneven boobs, a jiggly belly or butt carrying a few extra pounds, or ungroomed pubes? This…

You know, almost half the human population goes around having sex all the time without a penis attached to them. Crazy, isn't it?!

i object to the notion that we will have to explain anything to our offspring. by the time i have kids they will just look up any unfamiliar terms using their contact lens smartphones to page through a wiki purpose-built for explaining baffling references old people routinely make to generations who have never had to…

I dragged my snot-nosed little bastards, I mean angelic creatures of the womb of another, out shopping today. Clothes, glasses, tattoos. I'm exhausted and broke.

I hope all the (men) complaining in GawkerMedia about how black on black violence goes ignored are prepared to step up in their communities and do something about rampant white on white violence in households and on college campuses.

I'm not a Chi Omega, but I am an alumna of an NPC sorority, and every time I see something like this, I am so f*cking embarrassed I want to turn in my pin. The only reason I haven't yet is because I feel like everyone once in a while I get through to a collegiate member or two in conversation about why this isn't okay.

I saw the photo and told myself that if some asshole was in the comments flipping shit over the fact that she's holding a cigarette in the lead photo that I would stop and get some ice cream on the way home from work. So. Thanks.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

One would think that massive media coverage would make them rethink how their actions are perceived by the public and received by the community that are supposed to protect. Instead, it seems to fuel their abhorrent behavior.

It reminds me of debtor's prison—can't pay your debts? We'll lock you up so that you can't work your job until they're paid! Makes sense!

So instead of finding ways to get her resources for caring for her children, they... strip her of more resources by throwing her in jail? This makes sense.

Which is idiotic for a variety of reasons. But it effectively amounts to stealing from the taxpayers, because what the Federal government would prefer to do with that equipment is sell it to foreign governments. At least then there would be some return on the investment in purchasing the stuff.

My son will have a cell phone. Absolutely. One that only has buttons for mom, dad, and 911.

Maybe I'm old. I remember when "riot gear" was serious shit and consisted of. . . well, a plexiglass mask and riot shield. Maybe a night-stick if it was a particularly unruly mob. It's there to keep police from getting hit by rocks and bricks while doing crowd control.

I saw those tweets last night and was floored. I asked my ex Navy, ex civilian military contractor boyfriend is he was as heavily armed when overseas and his answer was "no." Tells you everything you need to know about the police claims of trying to keep the peace...with riot gear to the hilt.

I work in a fine dining restaurant that features fresh nigiri prepared by one of the city's best chefs. Do you know what he often makes for snacks for himself and the staff? Spam rolls. It is delicious! People who turn up their nose at spam sushi have probably never even had *real* sushi and probably do (as another…

I think at one time that kind of work ethic would have been appreciated. Not so much anymore, now they'll see you as a sucker.

My parents gave me similar advice when I first started working: That I needed to work off the clock if asked, to always try to put in overtime, never leave before the boss did, etc.

What are these super high paying dangerous jobs that all the men are heroically taking so we ladies don't have to get our hands dirty? You morons are always spewing shit about dangerous jobs, but according to Forbes, the top paying jobs in the US are anesthesiologist, surgeon, dental surgeon, Ob-Gyn, orthodontist,…