I made a spam casserole for a potluck once because A: it was white-trash themed and B: I have an obsession with vintage recipes and had recently purchased an antique recipe box full of recipes at an antique store and that was one of them. I didn't tell anyone there was spam in it and they DEVOURED it. People pretend…

That lox stock photo at the top of the page reminded me of a strange coworker I had. This is not a restaurant story, but worth telling:

I would never mix breast milk and Sprite. Mountain Dew is the only soda that goes with breast milk. Everybody knows that.

I had the same thing happens with pics of my quaalude elbow.

Dear National Review,

Murder scene sex is what we call it and it's the best cramp relief ever! In fact my cramps always feel like 'lady blue balls' (for lack of a better term) so I'm extra horny then. True love=guy who's unafraid of this phenomenon. 💋

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).

Godly romance

I'd go watch it, but I heard they make you constantly stand up and sit back down again during the movie.

this Beiber/Bloom/Kerr/Gomez/Packer story is making me so happy at the moment. It has everything you could want: romance, intrigue, lies, no planes or schools being bombed, Australian connections and possibly allegedly weird sex stuff with an Australian billionaire (Google Packer and Kerr). And best of all - I don't…

Ifill/Woodruff =

I feel like Aubrey Plaza had a legitimate opportunity to place her mouth on Vin Diesel and wasted it.

You also just know that this dude would be completely comfortable fucking people in there himself and expecting his parents to swim in it after.

Maybe his parents should have a little consideration.

Oh so white people have "discovered" coconut oil now? That's cute.

I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS ACT OF VANDALISM. IT HURTS ME IN THE FEELS. WHERE IS THE RULE OF LAW? WE'VE ENTERED THE WORLD OF MAD MAX. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.

What a fascinating and constructive comment. Please write more.

How about we just agree to stop unnecessarily cutting off parts of people's bodies without their full consent?