Truly. If he wants it that badly, he can do the paperwork. I will reconsider it as a gift on our 32nd anniversary, when I’ve had him as long as I had the name before him. If I feel like it.

ooo, I hadn’t heard of kakuro, though I do love kenken & sudoku. I will try it! (somehow, arithmetic and logic puzzles escape my math phobia). Thank you!

I use the Khan Academy for this. Once an art student, always an art student. (She says, knowing full well the math phobia was installed by a super obnoxious middle school math teacher with issues.)

Thank you, you are correct. And this one can actually write....

Can’t he sue for a very well publicized apology from all concerned, and less money? Like, it’ll cost you 15M for no apology, but 3M with apology (enough to cover private school, possible relocation, college). The kid has not been deprived of the ability to earn a living, or a body part. He has most likely come out…

Trump really does manage to be the physical embodiment of things we’d collectively like to move past as a society, isn’t he? I guess that’s an achievement of sorts.

So this guy on the cover is on a tv show? Because he looks pretty skeezy to me, not seeing the point of his presence.

Engagement photos are for the parents to publish in their podunk newspapers to prove to their friends you’re turning out ok. Just let them, but do it cheaply unless they’re paying.

Of course there were the obligatory school and office cloudbursts, but the worst in recent memory was crying in front of a PTA board of entitled parents I barely knew: I was charged with rounding up fresh meat for next year’s board and having no luck after weeks and weeks of fruitless badgering in finding a president…

Yeah, I’m 90 minutes ish from the one in San Diego. I’m ok with just looking at pictures taken by the lunatic fringe in my family from their visits. Oddly, these places don’t usually have free days. Seems unchristian.

This was interesting. Not particularly interested in looking like a marble bust of myself, but interesting. I think botox appeals to women who want to fit into a Stepfordesque model of femininity, usually gals who are generally much less naturally expressive than you appear to be. Or are stuck in careers where their…

I love this show, she’s so free-spirited. If you haven’t, do look up her previous videos. This one is perfect for my nerdy teenage self, wish it had been around then.... (embedding is being rejected for some reason, sorry)

And maybe a corner dedicated to avoiding onanism?

I think the Potterites know the difference between fantasy and reality and don’t expect non-participants in the delusion to spend eternity in fire.

The cages are for people who are visiting ironically. They’ll need more.

Donald Trump is exclusively a Power Top in all aspects of life

I dunno, I think she’s legit. I’ve got an otherwise totally intelligent and responsible friend who can barely stay upright in ankle-reinforced hiking boots on paved ground, let alone stilettos and stairs. It’s impressive, you can see her ankles wobbling, as if her actual heels are down-pointing wedges she’s gotta…

Actually, as one who’s fallen up (and down) stairs, it is possible to mitigate the damage by moving the damn gown on the way down. You know it’s happening, you want to avoid falling on the fucking thing because usually it is expensive and won’t provide any padding anyway. You want to put your hands out pretty far to…

Usually it is people with money who find discussing vulgar, a convenient social convention. For them.