I love it when people tell me they’re astrology buffs, it is such a time saver for vetting loons.

Isn’t it great when people adopt a “live and let live” stance when it is essentially too late for them to act on it in any meaningful way?

200–300 times over 6 years? There are married consenting adults in the same household who don’t have the time or energy to work sex in that often, how the fuck does this guy have so much free time? He was pestering her like it was his JOB. Good luck in prison, Chester. (And your son, too, apparently.)

Also, pay people who make things more, and shareholders less. Its fine for money to make money, but it shouldn’t get paid better than the people to generate it.

I can’t imagine why anyone would go into teaching at this point. Even if you love it and are excellent at it, if the parents don’t eat you alive, the bureaucracy will surely grind you to dust. Regardless, the pay is not remotely equal to the responsibility.

“giving a more youthful look” in this case means looking like you have the pussy of a little girl. Are they thinking about this before they say it?
Obsessing over the perfection of your junk is just a way to avoid thinking about the quality of your relationship, for everyone.

Slow and steady wins the race, this doesn’t have to be a get it over with situation, it can be a long and lovely interlude.

I somehow have a lower-end Mont Blanc pen that I only even noticed because it was lying around the house in the pen drawer and I realized I always gravitate to it because the line is excellent and the balance is nice for general writing needs. I figured it was a knockoff but on closer inspection one Saturday we…

I somehow have a lower-end Mont Blanc pen that I only even noticed because it was lying around the house in the pen…

I hope whoever made that finally found out about the Fleshlight. It’s a real life saver for the harried misogynist. (And every woman around him.)

We could do worse, it’s not like the testosterone cabal has been a beacon of hope lately. Or very often. Or ever, really.

Nah, I got a neighbor who passes out little scripture rolls that look like candy. I feel like I should give heroin to compensate, but sugar suffices.

Don’t these women have agents? Who get a percentage? Of less? WTF are they doing, exactly, for the money?

Oh, I thought he was angling for a show on Fox or something.

Get out of the early 90’s, there is no “vaginal orgasm,” it’s all clitoral orgasm, and every lady’s clit is different. Perhaps a not-insignificant part of the problem is that even with all the sexy sex research done from the 60’s on, nobody bothered to actually map out women’s clit until the late 90’s. Hey we even…

I thought it was like Fight Club, where the first rule about being in the CIA that you don’t talk about being in the CIA? So, shooting off your mouth about being in the CIA should be an automatic red flag that you’re an imaginative nut job. For, you know, thinking people.

Truly, this is the crowning glory of food chemistry’s victory over actual flavor. We’ve all been the victim of quasi-addictive corporate palate-grooming that has us preferring this industrial waste as a treat over actual found-in-nature flavors we evolved to eat. Kate Harding called this “pornographic overflavoring”…

Ugh. My kid tried out for a part in this movie (he was 4). This was the part that convinced me that Hollywood writers have no idea what children are actually like, so they write parts for little assholes from their imagination. Eventually these parts are acted on screen, then someone lets their actual kid behave like…

It’s not JL’s job to identify who did what to whom, it’s yours. You’re a reporter, or at least a writer with a soapbox to stand on. You have access to most of the same information. Run with it. She doesn’t need anyone to tell her who to be mad at, or who to blame publicly. Nobody is beholden to you to sacrifice their…

Finally! A use for the “also ran” sex toys. Is there an address we can send them to? I want to help the cause.

Are you kidding? A mainstay of fair food is frozen bananas dipped in chocolate, served on a stick for maximum visual effect. We are nothing if not <em>deeply</em> conflicted here.