Stores wouldn't make this garbage available if idiots somewhere weren't buying it. (Where is the boy version with a beer hat? Har har har. Ugh.)

These parents have no right to complain about their kids growing up too fast. What is wrong with people? These are young humans, not performing monkeys. How 'bout we save some stuff for them to find out when they've grown up themselves, instead of milking their naiveté for our amusement?

Is this rich people attempting a fame ride on a tenuous connection to a great person? Maybe they don't know you can get an audience for your proposal at a ball game? Give her a $2 bill and say hi for me.
Ugh

YES. Why is this so difficult?

What is happening on the front of this madness? That can't feel very good.

I know what you mean. I totally miss the shorts from the 70's, why do men run around in granny bloomers now? The other day my hubs tried on some swim trunks from high school (we are, ahem, almost that old) that were exactly the cut of the Bob Benson shorts—and still fit perfectly. OMG, hawt! He won't wear them, was…

Hmm. That could be a bad precedent to set for a lot of reasons that reflect poorly on the GOP as well.

Also, they probably really don't want to see what would happen if she were to throw the equivalent of a "Wendy Davis for ANYTHING" kickstarter. Be careful what you wish for, you misogynistic twits.

The particular unfortunate dolphin pictured has spectacular coloration. Sad.

There really needs to be a club for people (not just women, methinks) who would have sex with Tim Curry in the previous incarnation of his choice. Or as himself. Its all good.

Reading the comments, it is sad to see that Lululemon has managed to grow gigantic on the backs of women's insecurities. Its also pretty obvious that a company with well-made, reasonably priced athletic wear for all sizes could come in and eat their lunch.

Can we get Obamacare faster so the folks manacled to Texas by job benefits can escape with a reasonable chance of getting out ok? Its starting to look like being a woman in Texas is kind of a hostage situation.

Asking for money isn't a bad thing, unless you actually expect people to pay for whatever party you throw for the wedding. One thing is a gift, the other is the price of admission. Phrasing and expectation are key.

I get a UTI if I use anything like a diaphragm, including those otc things they've got out (I forget what they're called, but they're basically unfitted diaphragms). Maybe its the foreskin hitting your delicate bits, and the not cleanliness of the member. Sounds like you've got a good solution going, though.

Seriously? So you and everyone in your extended family are covered by private health insurance through an employer, or the ability to pay for health insurance out of pocket. Which is fantastic! I'm sure none of you have ever benefitted from any government services whatsoever, and that you've all just bootstrapped…

I had a long streak of dating redheads. It just happened, I didn't really push for it. After the breakup of a long-term relationship with a particularly toothsome strawberry blonde, I thought I'd see if the brown-haired fellas had anything I had missed. Mr. Graphemeist has medium brown hair, and I had decided all…

We are 2/3 of the way into Gardasil for our boys, 12 & 13. They are pissed at me for making them get it, apparently it smarts quite a bit—they've decided at this point that sex is something they're never having because it is gross. I tell them to keep thinking that for a few more years, but they're still getting the…

Sounds like you need a new OB. Who needs judgypants down in their business.

Don't they have safety fluorescent orange? It would normalize the pink, anyway. It seems like neon pink would be useful from a visibility standpoint, except for the total emasculation part I guess.

I hope it stays on trend for a while, I only get a beard on the hubs at xmas—he's afraid his fellow start-up nerds will discover he's actually 50 because of all the gray in it, but I LOVE it so.