Thank you for that.

Do you think handsome muscular artist will have the guts to cut the umbilical cord with his teeth? Because that is not less ridiculous than the rest of it, and that moment would certainly be worth a photographic keepsake. Personal experience and 4 days of labor says great dane + chihuahua = C section, regardless of…

Yep. Champing at the bit here to sell this stupid house in LA and retire to bum fuck stix land anywhere there is an internet connection. Still have some years to go. Ugh.

I think rich is when you've got all your actual needs covered, with a cushion, and have move on to rationalizing stupid crap into a need. Wealthy is when you sign the paycheck of the previously described rich person. (Unless you've done it wrong.)

Thanks, I needed that today.

is this part of a charm offensive by View marketing to take the heat off the awful Jenny McCarthy decision?

White mom of an "Opie" redhead boy in an Asian area of the US here: I am so sorry you were treated that way, but not surprised. My kid gets ridiculous amounts of (mostly positive) attention for the hair, he has become a hoodie aficionado for this reason. Augh.

Thank you!

Has anyone outside my group of acquaintances noticed that cooked quinoa looks like a mound of a million tiny condoms? Just curious. (go ahead, google it)

If this trend will somehow transfer over to getting men back into short shorts, I'm all for it. Otherwise, ouch! That looks painful. Who wants to spend the day "picking their seat?" (Or watching someone else doing it, for that matter.)

I had a doll similar to this in the 70s, she would laugh maniacally when you moved her arm up and down. I remember it as being tedious after a while, so I took her apart to see how that worked. Wish I could remember that part.

The thing is, usually (not always) a person who has a kid has probably held a paying job before. They can compare and contrast the experiences all by themselves, unless they're idiots. Probably they can also compare how irritating it was to have a paying job alongside people who are parents. Smart people apply this…

Is he being put in his car carrier?

Just where does one encounter such bizarre confections? Is this a shower thing now?

Fremdschämen: newest addition to my personal dictionary, thank you. Leave it to German to have the word for my childhood feeling watching Mary Tyler Moore.

Why does he pee in a bucket when he's already wearing a diaper? Does he not know how they work?

My least favorite part of the Rose Parade is when that thing flies over my house.
Its creepy as fuck. I'm glad its ours and not someone else's. I think?

I love that she's filthy dirty, and happy about it, as you would be after riding around for a while.

As an admittedly clueless white lady who has touched enough black folks' hair to know that it is as infinitely varied and wonderful as most other race's, would an ok response be "Only if I can touch YOURS?" Because turnabout is fair play, and nobody should have to tolerate being the physical embodiment of show and…

Folks gotta stop watching so much tv, it gives them ideas about life that are not anywhere near reality. Also, backyard wedding ftw.