I need to know, did Blatz not even make the ranking, or are you at Deadspin unaware of it? Maybe my dad actually IS the very last person buying it after all.

18 years, 2 kids and a vasectomy later, we still get those moments. Which isn't to say we don't have "lets get off and get to sleep" sex, too. I'll vouch for the longevity = better dedicated skill set theory.

We humans sure do make mating complicated.

This woman is just a triumph of discipline. More power to her. Also, those are fucking gorgeous shoes, but not for actual walking around.

You, madam, are a genius. I cannot believe it didn't occur to me to just wear the damn thing into the shower. Doh.

Fashion disdains freckles for forever with a few trendy hiccups, now decides they're great and puts on fake ones, because they are a bit more realistically achievable.

Its amazing how the headline makes me want to slap those people in the stock photo. If I imagine it had said "Intra-family virus transmission proved beyond doubt" they are much more palatable.

Mama June is magnificent, we should all be so comfortable in our skins. Of course, several industries would collapse in short order if that happened.

Our Thing 2 came out covered in new-penny fur, and is holding steady at yam orange over a decade later. He complains about too much positive feedback about the titian glow, it aggravates him. We all have our problems.

I thought she was due in July? If that is what 6 months looks like, she has no internal organs. Life is not fair.

As parents, we've decided to keep our kids away from unvaccinated bioweapons as much as possible. Its not just the parents that get shamed, eventually it will be the kids, too. Enjoy your whooping cough.

The fact that the two pictures of each guy look practically the same is why I don't wear skin tint. Its not enough of an improvement to bother with. I keep a blemish crayon on hand, but that's it.

I think in this situation there is actually a conspiracy.

I think "corporate" of any stripe is paralyzingly conservative in their expectation of what "customers" will tolerate. My personal experience with human beings indicates that mostly "corporate" is practicing what I believe is called "projection." Seems to kick in as soon as a human being is responsible for the…

The big pictures and annotations are a nice addition. I liked the comment format with a little row of icons representing the number of replies to a particular comment. It was a quick visual indicator for where the action is. I don't have time to spend scrolling sideways to see what's going on. This is light…

I hope you will be spending the mound of cash you don't have to spend on her wedding crap on a lovely spa day for yourself (and maybe a good friend). I'm pretty sure her wedding day is a really good date for it! Its amazing how a sparkly pedicure can perk you up.

+1

This explains how hair-splitting over funding an oil spill cleanup fund happens. Hopefully a change will happen to business, and not to the women doing the business. (Apparently morally flexible fellas don't have to live on the same planet with their mistakes?)

My, what trenchant wit you have.

She knew. It was the 70s, she was pretty sheltered and didn't think it was a big deal, or thought it was funny. Parenting wasn't so kid centric back then, we were on our own a lot. I would like to err on the side of letting my kids fly their freak flags, though.