When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

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GOP: Please stop voting for the large, clear garbage bag we filled with the dusty semen of our elders and had a woods witch bring to life with an enchantment many years ago. The experiment went horribly wrong. I mean, sure, the animated bag of old republican semen had a stunning academic run and just, sort of, kept…

Don’t want the Vegan cops showing up and taking away your vegan superpowers.

My favorite part of that whole dumpster fire of a speech was where he was like “They call me ‘plainspoken’ but I’m smart. I went to an Ivy league school! Have you ever heard of it? The Wharton School of Finance!” and the whole place just went DEAD. (That’s usually a big applause line for him in his stump speech,…

Earlier this year, I got a tattoo of a honeybee on my collar bone. Because in a beehive, the females lead. The females do the work. And they’re willing to die for the things they believe in.

The scantily clad stuff is in the games in Japan because it makes them sell. The scantily clad stuff is removed for North America because it makes it not sell. It’s an economic decision, not a art/ethics decision; so it is not censorship, it’s just business.

It came out when I was a freshman in college and I was 99% sure it was speaking DIRECTLY TO MY HEART.

HOT TAKE: Maybe Garden State wasn’t actually that bad?

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Oh man, I LOVE that Tifa!

Never Forget:

I got a job because of FEAR. The interview was not going so well, and the interviewer asks me what I've been doing in my spare time since I've been out of work.