Being forced to sit at the kid’s table wouldn’t be close to Tiger’s worst thanksgiving.

Alas, poor Eldrick! I knew him, Horatio.

+1 because I actually said aloud “Come on fuckhead!” watching this live.

Hahaha!!!

The delivery nurse asked if her mom wanted to name her Christina, but the mom said, “No, just Tina.”

20 minutes?!?!

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

I did. I thought that.

So did Amanda earn that letterman's jacket from the School of Hard Knox?

If straight lines were so easy to draw then drafting classes, rulers, and protractors wouldn’t exist.

There’s no respect any more for being straight and white in this country.

I’m reasonably certain he also owns a hotel

What gets me about Libertarianism is that it’s largely a hypocritical cop out. It suggests, despite the mountain of obvious evidence, that the free market and private enterprise, by default, work efficiently and fairly. They also somehow think that the private sector is somehow suitable to provide virtually all…

Looks like they might be...

Oddly, earlier in his career, he had this exact same discussion in the booth, when Lenin dropped in between innings to say hi.

I think if the ball hits a fan, it’s poor form not to give it to them. And everyone checks their phone during a game, she just had bad timing. Sure, you can wait until it’s between innings, but what are the chances a HR ball gets hit right at you?