Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

Went in face first, blindly fumbled around for a bit, and came out drenched yet happy.

I can't get the video to play. Did he go in head first?

But then you'd get shit in your eyes..

Forgive me if I’ve mentioned this here before, but: I met her once, briefly, and not only is she an amazing human being, but she’s the only person I’ve ever seen in real life with a radiance around her, like she stepped out of a Renaissance painting of a saint or something.

I respect her so much. She has some very biting things to say about purity culture in general and it is wonderful.

It is conceivable she was so obnoxious and inappropriate over such a long period of time that the handcuffing is justified.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

Even if she was in contempt, I believe there are proper legal procedures to be followed instead of treating her like a child and making her sit in a corner?

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

This is direct retaliation for Adams’ “chasing monkeys” comment after Game 1. Like, he probably didn’t mean to make a racist statement, but it came off looming really fucking bad, and Draymond intentionally punted his nuts two games in a row.

Presumably it’s okay for all of his teammates to see his dong in the locker room though...

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Looks like Cleveland...

Mack Lesslinkski has no such problems.

It’s disappointing to I too.

“Touch of Irony” was the ironic name of the brothel.

Keep it up with the bad puns and your account will be suspendered.

*Tries to reply to belt pun with equally funny belt pun.*