And I love your screen-name, too. Stealing.

They are going to school to learn.

#TeamWinnie. I think I’m in love.

I was gonna go with, “Stay classy, Gawker,” but- damn. This is the best damned obit I've ever read. Solid fucking take.

Yeah. I'd say the pictured shape was waaaaaayyyyyy easier to draw.

So- can someone explain how this works vis. the trading deadline? ‘Cause I thought that was with big deal with the trading deadline; it was the deadline for trades. I mean, is this a deal where Ellis has to clear waivers for the deal to go through or something?

I love how when Baby Bear #2 goes over, Momma Bear says, “Well, goddamnit,” and only then clambers after them.

You didn't read the article closely. Neither of the two swimmers detained had made any statements to the police, therefore they committed no crime. Certainly not one that would warrant removal from their flight. Thus the question: is lying to NBC a crime (and I don't think these two even did that)?

It struck me as an attempted (but failed) shocker; but I'll defer to your judgment. Still, pretty douchey nevertheless.

I concur with the Pizza Lawyer. Maybe it’s a Giants thing; Kruk and Kuip are always drilling it into our heads. First thing ya’ gotta do is look around for a little kid; if no kid, then maybe somebody who might have been clobbered by the ball. Barring all that- you’re in the clear.

No, my HornyGoatCheese brother is correct- seriously, fuck that guy. He won’t give her the ball? And he goes with the shocker? He cries out to be fucked with many barbed dicks.

Gah. Shame on you! She was sweet and lovely and she can't help that no decent hairstylist worth his salt would ever live in Texas.

Jesus Christ. I tried a case with this guy when he was riding the civil bench. Very bright, very thorough; he was on top of every nuance in a complicated, dry, abstract case. This decision is so disappointing.

Is there some history here? Did Adams drown Green’s kitten? ‘Cause I'm the casual-ist of bandwagon hoppers here, and these Green gonad attacks are killing my Curry feelgood buzz...

His Mudder was a mudder.

On the other hand, he DOES wear his safety glasses. Oh, wait- no, he just took them off.

This. I mean, what in the ever-loving fuck? Whoever signed this charging affidavit needs to be charged with felonious indecent exposure for stepping all over his own dick.

Thank you. The constant conflating “m-a-mano” with “man-to-man” drives me absolutely batty.

This will be the teddy bear I cling to as I drift to sleep tonight. After my fifth of scotch.

I see what you did there.