Because this is a car and auto-enthusiasts’ website and if it wasn’t mentioned, we’d all be asking. Knowing what car lets us paint a picture of what happened, what the fuel lines would’ve looked like, where he was in his shop, what era of fuel delivery he was dealing with...

Wow, you made me hungry then nauseous all in one comment. Impressive!

“I’ve put a lot of money to restore this car...

I don’t know what the Zeitgeist of Jalopnik is, but I like seeing the cool shit and don’t at all mind if it’s framed with proletarian snark.

Exactly this. I’m all for taxing the rich (more than they’re taxed now) and calling them out on their shit, but this ship is cool and I’m happy to see it’s being repurposed.

Seriously, I’m all for hating on billionaries, but as billionaire yachts go, this is pretty cool.

Tuning and sync’ing carbs. Its not that its particularly difficult if you know what you’re doing. I just have no idea what I’m doing. I was raised on fuel injection. Bosch K and LH jetronic. I could write a book about those. Diagnose a failed fuel distributor or AMM (MAF) from across a parking lot.

Anything that covers his face is a vast improvement. 

I’m going to say “Donald Junior Cosplayer”.

I just really fucking hate these people.

Given it’s Loeffler, it’s probably another grift. Put some of her money in, get a bunch of conservative donors to kick in money, then funnel most of it out the side to companies owned by herself and her husband in exchange for nebulous “services”. 

I love how Texas is all “zomg price gouging!” now.

And Princeton for undergrad...

Michelle Obama, right?

Empathy is a disqualifying attribute for the GOP. 

Oh Ted...Ted, Ted, Ted...you would’ve been better off literally hitting yourself repeatedly in the balls with a nail-studded club and screaming “I’m sorry!” after every blow.

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

My friends in Texas just got running water back today. TODAY. It’s been out since TUESDAY. Fuck this asshole. If he’s so unconcerned about Covid that he can fly to Mexico for a few days in the warmth, he can use his pull to organize water and food distribution for his constituents fucked over by deregulation. And by…

Senator Ted is a follower of the Leona Helmsley school of thought. Only “the little people” follow CDC guidelines.