i deal with gorilla glue type chemicals on purpose for my hobby. i have a bag of stones just itching to be chucked. where do you want’em?

NONE OF THIS WAS MY FAULT. says person who was home alone when they sprayed their hair with industrial glue.

she is fucking dumb. 

sorry. no. i dont do dumb things all the time and on the rare occasion i do, it’s not broadcasted across the internet. i didnt get my wife her hair bands the other day; that was dumb, a mistake, probably. but i didnt go home and drink coolant from my car because it was the same color of gatorade and i was thirsty.

i…

“I can’t win with the internet” says grown ass woman who did something a child aint stupid enough to do.

I’ll get back to you, but first I need to post my gasoline-drinking habit on TikTok for the views!  Don’t get negative on me just because I might end up in the ER!

Eh, I’d rather not go viral at all - positive or negative, it’s all 100% toxic.

“i cant win the internet” says internet sensation that originally had a tik tok profile and broadcasted on the app known for getting attention on the internet with dances, that they got gorilla glue in their hair and did not see a doctor about it immediately.

stop talking. just stop. go back the oblivion you came from.…

He does not deserve to be one with our provider of warmth, energy and life - our Blessed Star.

I think the best I heard was if Rush was so opposed to gender neutral bathrooms, why the fuck did he make his grave a literal landmark for one?

Sun: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

Not heartbroken in the slightest.

“I thought I was listening to a crazy person.”

My grandparents listened to him in the 90's when I was in middle school. My mother, in response, taped him on the radio and would replay clips from his shows when he would rail against “Feminazis” and teach me about misogyny, humanity, and liberalism. I learned how to be a good person off of Limbaugh’s back, and I’m…

I don’t really speak to my father anymore. At one time, we were great friends. We didn’t have to agree on everything, but we could find common ground on a great many subjects.

Similar to what you say about your father, mine has also always been known for his intellect. He home schooled my half brother and half sister…

Probably the only time in my life I felt bad for cancer. At least it’s free of Limbaugh.

Saw the headline and said “YES!!!”

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

Has Trump tweeted about it?  OH WAIT!  I BET HE HASN’T!

Folks on Twitter putting it better than I could.