said Minnie Driver wasn’t “hot enough” for the role

Gabrielle Union sounds like a very smart, empathetic, and conscientious person. Some celebrities aren’t terrible!

All Shoulders Matter.

It was a secret that Donald Glover had a girlfriend; it is now no longer a secret because they had a baby.

Am I not allowed to dislike a song? I’m really not getting the anger at my opinion here.

Tik ‘m aan!

First medal for you guys, and in such style! Wow, talk about peaking at exactly the right moment. Awesome!

I cried!

YAYYYYYY GOLDDDD!

They’re awesome! I went to a show of theirs once, and I ended up wearing the same outfit (black jeans, red flannel) as Macaulay Culkin, which made me wonder who, indeed, was the bigger lesbian among us.

I can’t get past the sanctimonious crap the non-famous friend of TS posted. If I wasn’t team Kim and Kanye before, all that prayer shit pushed me right over the edge.

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift

no one should get death threats. let’s just make that clear off the bat.

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

They same way they feel about your ability to communicate via inane rhetorical questions.

The agony, heartbreak, dignity, and pride on those men’s faces. Good God, this has to stop.

I’m sorry but I need to eat this.

Remember that classic scene in Do The Right Thing where Mookie asked John Turturro’s character why he used the word nigger so much if his favorite basketball player was Magic Johnson, his favorite comedian was Eddie Murphy, and his favorite singer was Prince? And Turturro explained that they weren’t “real niggers?”…

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.