Come to Holland! Where the raves are illegal and the M is pure.

I can’t remember H&M not having make-up. I’ve bought my nail polish there for years!

You are just every possible shade of awesome.

Hahahaha I am dying reading this thread

‘oh-shit handle’ haha. Stealing that!

That is way too accurate.

Wow. Are you me? That is exactly how I feel about mine. I too am a hetero cis woman. It makes me strangely happy to read that I'm not alone.

Uuuugh this guy. This guy is the human equivalent of that sticky piece of gum that you can't get off the sole of your shoe.

I remember when they were going through their divorce I read somewhere that Paul McCartney had called her a 'one-legged whore' or something along those lines. I didn't know she had lost a leg and I thought Paul McCartney was just really creative with his insults.

Dutch media mention her full name in reports.

A+ username

OREO MASCARA

I used to be a tall skinny white girl with a HUGE ass. I fully believe her ass is real.

hahahahahahah what

Wait... What?

I feel ya there. While I still really like my tattoos there's a part of me that sometimes wishes I never would've had them done.

This stuff is super subjective. My inner upper arm barely hurt, and I actually fell asleep during a three hour session on my shoulder blade. Go for it!

I actually fell asleep during a three hour session on my shoulder blade. Inner upper arm, same thing.

my Nexplanon is the shiiiiiit. No issues with hormones (weight gain etc) which was always the trouble with other types of birth control. Unlike most women who have it I do have my period every month but it is super light and only lasts for two days.