my friend gave me one of those big Ugly Doll plushies last year which I keep on my bed and I STILL feel extremely guilty when I see that it's lying face-down on the floor.

Fan and proud!

oh good God Beyoncé nooooo

I wanna bipolar-bitchslap this asshat.

I am Dutch, and was taught absolutely nothing about Dutch colonialism in school. It is completely swept under the rug.

preacg.

I just love those two together. I absolutely 100% believe that their love is real.

It's a good thing I'm not famous because I wouldn't put it past drunk me to actually say that. Drunk me can me such an asshole.

I was thinking the exact same thing! She's got skillz

Fun fact: in Dutch, 'ruk' means to pull or wank off, 'spin' means spider so Teddy Ruxpin = Teddy Wankspider. We would always howl with laughter at hearing the name as kids (and, if I'm being honest, now).

A+ for telling other people to get educated while you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

D'oh! It was right in front of me all along!

The pickle juice rant is what made me like her so much. She just seems like one of the realest artists out there. No script, no fake fronts, just her being herself and making no damn apologies for it.

I love singing! I have an alright voice and I am not a bad singer, but I am nowhere near good enough to be able to make money off of it, and that will always bum me out a little bit.

This is bugging me - what is this gif from again?

He sounds like a Double Dick Douche.

Honestly, I kind of want it. Anyone know the designer?

If your interviewing style is anything like your comments you would be the next Graham Norton.

It's a Dutch charity called Plan Nederland which is aimed at girls in third world countries specifically. They help girls get education, life supplies and washable sanitary cloths.

It's a Dutch charity called Plan Nederland which is aimed at girls in third world countries specifically. They help girls get education, life supplies and washable sanitary cloths.