grandhiwitch
grandhiwitch
grandhiwitch

Yeah, I was going to say this music is way too current and obscure. More like Miley’s “Party in the USA” and slurring along to the spoken beginning of “I Like Big Butts.”

Amber Atkins (well, it was Annette, really) explained this 20 years ago:

Well, I’ll just continue never again eating your gross ocean snot.

Seriously, NYT? Aperol Spritz is so like, 2016. The cool kids are drinking artisinal G&Ts. 

Thank you. Add a little to one of these, and I’ll be refreshed all summer. 

When the queen with the most money for outfits wins, and is consistently praised for those outfits, that ain’t right. 

Asia’s evil plan.

This made me laugh pretty hard. 

I’ve only sort of realized how absolutely gross being a teenagers in the late 90s/early 00s were. With dicks like Adam Corolla, Girls Gone Wild/girls making out for men’s entertainment, heroin chic models, etc, I know I spent a loooooooong time unconsciously internalizing some really shitty messages.  It’s no wonder

He seems like he’s more interested in making catty comments than anything.

Aquaria feels like the epitome of pay to win

Because there’s nothing interesting going on with the top 4 queens, I’ll talk about something else ...

I think you’re absolutely right. When they kept praising Eureka to an extent that didn’t seem to make sense, I figured they maybe wanted her to win for reasons other than her being the best contestant.

On a more lighthearted note:

Mira also indicated that she wants a Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion sequel. She has stated this a few times since 2014, but since Disney is the owner of the rights, and she appeared on an ABC show, maybe this will get more traction.

I feel like I am Samantha when it comes to my friends having kids :/ Not like on purpose. I just don’t really gravitate towards them if they have them. I never think of ways I could hang out with them that includes their kids so I just don’t see them :(

Worth noting Samantha did the same with Smith. When her life began to revolve around him, she chose herself over him. Carrie ran into another man’s arms when she realized there was no room for her life in Petrovsky’s Paris. Samantha just wanted to return to her bad self.

Who are your current femme faves, yall? I’m desperately into Lizzo right now, if you’re not listening to her and also following her on Insta, your life is missing a piece. Also super into Petite Meller, can’t stop watching her music videos.

fact 1 about Kylie - she will never be Minogue

Just so you know, buying socks at M&S is a right of passage for all Brits. It’s probably even on the UK citizenship test.