They have cameras at the registers at Walmart send the screen is directly in your face. Though not sure what it’s keeping track of.

Breaking light bulbs was invented by Robbie Turner, before killing Uber drivers.

Look, Lil Tay is a true culture influencer, ok?

I’m guessing it’s more like “Kell-eh,” according to the British-accent-in-my-head. So ::shrug::

I think the camping people probably said last night was Baltic, meaning very cold, rather than bolted.

That was an incredibly long thought meander and I loved it and was with you the whole way!

Vaaaaanjie........Vaaaaaaaaaaanjie........VAAAAAAAANJIE

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

I don’t think Beyonce is ever a good idea for snatch game— she doesn’t have enough quirks to play off. The bar is also so high for nailing the look.

“No one knows,” he tells her in a conspiratorial whisper.

I cannot wait for this dumb tiny sunglasses trend to die.

I suggest that they don’t techno for an answer.

March Madness and the scary stories contest are two of my fave annual things and if they discontinue them I will truly lose it. I miss Shade Court a lot, but you know what I really miss? PISSING CONTEST.

Whomever approved the art direction for those images should be fired. If your WHOLE article is about showcasing the fashion of the red carpet, it’s probably best not to take “artistic license” with the photos in which the image becomes less about the subject and more about how stupid the decision to crop and cut and…

My issue is that I can’t see anyone’s shoes and the shoes are really what either make or break a look, henny!

I get these pics are supposed to be fun and arty or whatever...but man, if I’m looking at outfits, I want to see the outfit.

One of my favorite surprises ever: I was taking a photo of my friend outside our office a couple years ago and when I looked at it, I saw someone was in the background taking a picture of his own. I didn’t realize until later when he walked past us that it was Bill Cunningham (pic here, cropped and blurred in case my…

Girl, you know it’s true. Ooh ooh ooh, it’s my prerogative.

He guest-starred on an episode of the new Will & Grace a few weeks ago looking hot but almost unrecognizable..

I have this thing where I think you can tell a lot about someone’s adolescence and how it has shaped their personality by asking them if they identified more with the characters in Skins of the characters in The Inbetweeners.