‘If they’re too young to drink it’s gross don’t do it.’

I really wish they would bring back the Wednesday gossip mag roundup. It was hilarious. And I’m never going to be able to sit down and listen to a podcast during the workday. I haaaaate that they switched it.

Perhaps you’re American and don’t realize just how much American media permeates every single fucking thing, even for those who do not live in the USA. I cannot go on Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, any news site, TV channels, Jez, etc. etc. without being confronted with American media and American news. It’s inescapable.

YES!!

Maybe phrase it “Rapper Jim Jones.”

I loved Noel’s reaction to being on this show from this year’s Big Fat Quiz.

I ditched all my friends when I got married because I was Meghan’s age, and, after 15+ years of participating and paying for showers, weddings, and bachelorette parties, and loads of emotional support when the proposals hadn’t happened yet, none of my friends did shit for me when it was my turn. Turns out they all got…

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

a weird and unholy marriage of actual vodka and wine

It does vary. I can call my Dr and have an appt that day, if it’s none urgent I can make the appt for no more than two weeks away and usually a lot less. When I have been sent to see consultants for non-urgent needs, it has been no more than six weeks. When my relatives have needed to see someone for something…

It’s the Robert Pickton case, all over again. People tried to raise the alarm and get the police to take it seriously that women were going missing from the DTES in Vancouver, but the police ignored it because sex workers are second-class citizens, to them. Also, that many of the women were indigenous and had…

She was very funny in The Help tho.

No no no the person you need for this type of thing is Robert Langdon. Has anyone shined a black light on the floor of the museum? Vito Gagliardi is definitely a character from a Dan Brown novel and Qatari royal family are clearly descendants of the illuminati. The earrings belonged to Jesus’ second wife (clearly…

You wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn how to fly.

Excuse me, but there’s only one breakfast worth having.

I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.

Well there is the scene where she gets drunk and comes on to him and he states its wrong to take advantage of a drunk woman.

These are hilarious and great.

That’s pretty much our plan, plus Ireland. We were only going to meet up in London and maybe do one day of sightseeing there. She’s lives in Europe and went to school just outside London so she’s not interested and although I do want to see some bit of the London castles and such, I’m more interested in the…

Because 50 quid is a lot of money? This isn’t “wow this chocolate is kinda crappy given it cost £4.99".