God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

Warning, hot take ahead: Avocado is the devil’s vomit.

My 37th birthday was last week, and I got taken out to dinner by a super cute guy 10 years younger and got laid. The days after that I went to a beer festival, went to the river with friends, got drunk, got high, got laid again, and then went on a boat in a different river, at which point I proceeded to get drunk and…

I used to work with this little old Russian lady who had an interesting philosophy. To paraphrase, “Life is shit. Everything will probably go horribly wrong tomorrow. Have a good day.”

Every morning I’d ask her how she was, and she’d respond, “Feh! Life is shit. I am miserable. Everything hurts. It’s good to be alive!”

Fun rumor that was going around last season of Ru Paul’s Drag Race: Gigi and Chanel Iman were so boring during the Snatch game last season that Ru stormed off backstage and had a very audible fit backstage. Then Ru came back, no one mentioned what happened at all, and Gigi and Chanel were spoonfed more interesting…

I truly cannot see Rita Ora concocting the kind of bizarre bullshit drama that Tyra so excelled at.

It’s a perfect fit. Not because Rita Ora is good at modeling, but because no one from ANTM ever ends up anywhere.

Honestly, I have been forced into going to all three of these movies by my husband as double dates because his best friend’s wife loves the books.

I don’t think you could describe Trafford if you tried. :) I know cos I’m from Skem originally and Trafford is better than Skem lol.

Its funny because you guys on here are always talking about Florida and Texas as places with a particular culture and outlook, and then this kind of stuff comes up and it’s like... now I have an input, but I can’t really explain.

Today I learned that Americans say ‘beat off’ and it means ‘wank’

HOW ABOUT THOSE GODDAMN DOCTORS LEARN TO GODDAMN WRITE LIKE GODDAMN NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS?!

I’ve always wondered if old rockers who dye their hair (McCartney, Jagger, and all the dudes that look like old ladies now) dye their pubes, too. Or maybe they shave it all off? Do they care if the curtains don’t watch the drapes?

There are two things that one does not simply do:

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

And RuPaul FINALLY got a nomination for Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program!

Every time I see a trailer or anything I feel like Jared Leto is playing Miley Cyrus playing the Joker, and it’s so obvious that I don’t know why more people aren’t saying it. This isn’t even a criticism, it’s amazing, he gets it spot on.

I feel a sudden need to introduce you to the Ryanair experience.

and that’s not even the best dance scene in that movie!