ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Only one bottle of prosecco consumed? What kind of party was this?

My experience indicates that filth is the real reason to dislike unisex bathrooms. Used to go to this fun casual eating/drinking place in Cambridge, had bathrooms that said “Either/Or.” Cute, right? But OMG they were a disaster. Somebody would clean them and FIVE MINUTES LATER they’d be disgusting again.

I’ll translate that into British for you, seeings as they’re in the UK: You know they were all last-minute hen party presents bought at Asda.

Karrueche and Gigi, will you please step forward...

This is a life lesson that I will always be thankful for.

My SIL is incredibly cute with her inability to remember actors. She loves “Kate Winslow” and really enjoyed that space movie with “Matt Damion”. When talking about Dennis and Randy Quaid, she will refer to Dennis as “I don’t know which is which, but he is the hot Quaid”. I mean, it totally works, but it always kind…

1. How many walkers have you have you killed?

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

No joke: in Brooklyn someone was changing their kid on a bench seat in the back of a bar. Yuck. Poopie.

How is Rabbies Formed?

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

In my dream cast all-dog version of Lord of The Rings, Saruman is played by an Afghan Hound.

UK here as well, spiked once as far as I know - barely able to stand and puking after 2/3 of a pint of Carling is imposible if you’re over the age of 8, never mind a party girl with well defined drinking muscles. I think that it was most likely GBL, as although this was before roofies had blue dye put in them, I think…

So what is monkey bread? Is it like a cinnamon bun? Or bread and butter pudding?

i don’t know her

Eh, it’s probably because the whole premise/humour of the movie revolves around (outdated) stereotypes about a town in northern England that a tiny handful of Americans have even heard of. They probably wouldn’t find it very amusing (and judging by the reviews it’s had here in the UK, neither did we).