Dude has gotta be fertile as fuck, right? All Musicians are.

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL DEAL WITH THAT LUFTI DUDE!?!!?

Sweetened whipped cream isn’t really a thing here in the UK, We just whip it and serve it with sweet stuff, so it cuts through the sweetness and makes it less sweet.

Avocado is gross. No addition of delicious bread will make me change my mind.

My thoughts exactly. That is going to be a nightmare to eat! There is a burger place near me that did a special once that was a deep fried lasagne served on garlic brioche. It was called the Ol’ dirty bastard and it was disgustingly amazing. And also, because it held it’s shape, much easier to eat.

Did you also grow up in a bungalow? I am useless with Stairs because I lived in a bungalow from ages 3 to 23 and just never got used to them. When I house shared I would get tense at hearing my house mates run down the stairs every goddamn time.

I know right?! Ugh Jenny Packham dresses are SO GORGEOUS, but also v expensive (at least here they are) and they are not as flattering on ladies with a booty like myself!

A friend of a friend did this at her wedding last year and it was awesome or so I heard. The pictures of it were fantastic anyway! It was featured on a blog: http://whimsicalwonderlandweddings.com/2016/04/victor…

HA! Bobby I love you. The first time, everytime is NOT a good thing.

Yes she did. I think it was after her Divorce from Lenny Henry, which still makes me sad

Fuck it, this is me now. Let me just ask my Nephew

Tadashi Shoji is pretty good too! He always dresses Octavia Spencer

I only knew this because I knew Tucci brought out a cookbook that was inspired by his cooking with his wife. Or something like that.

Seconded. I am utterly ashamed of our country this morning, and terrified of what will happen next. Not just for myself and my family and friends, but for our population as a whole. I am trying to retain some hope so I don’t start drinking Rum straight from the bottle before Midday.

And Farage is already backtracking, saying he made a mistake saying that the £350million we send to the EU every week will go into the UK. WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. Bag of Wank tosspot.

I am absolutely heartbroken that my country has voted this way. I thought I was going to be sick when I heard the news waking up this morning. I can only hope that this creates harmony rather than division, as hope is all I have right now.

Celine is excellent Shower singalong fodder. And that’s exactly my plan for tonight.

I KNEW IT! GREETINGS SIBLING

I love this. Great Idea. Can we have it in the UK like now please? I was so pissed off at all the people around us at Adele that watched the entire thing through their phones or iPads (!!!) and blocked ours and other peoples views. As for the memory thing, Fuck off, I know I will never forget how that night made me…

I’m actually based in Manchester, which is a VERY liberal Labour area anyway, and almost everyone I know of here is voting In, but I wasn’t sure how it compared with other areas of the country. So if Leeds doesn’t work out for you, Manchester is only an hours train ride away!