My sister has. That Boo Tea detox stuff that makes you shit yourself, and a Kylie Jenner lip kit. Good job she’s otherwise amazing or I might have to disown her.

Seconded what Wisht said! :)

Are you me? I think you are me. Or we are long lost twins.

Please don’t be scared! I am so ashamed of my country at the moment, and I am terrified that Brexit will happen. I hope everything goes well with your Masters!! :)

Ugh, It sucks that you have to deal with people like that. I promise I won’t be like that when I come back in 2018! (Already planning, i’m in the UK so it costs a bit more)

Hell, I live in the UK and I knew before visiting Florida how many Gators are knocking about. Maybe I just did the geek tourist thing of researching somewhere before I went?

Sat at my Friend’s bar, this Tuesday evening just gone, about 9pm. A couple walk in, guy comes to the bar, girl heads to the toilets. Doesn’t make it before she throws up EVERYWHERE, Liquid Vomit that just won’t quit, turns around and walks straight back out the door the way they came, dripping vomit all the way. Poor…

I REALLLLLLY miss Pissing Contest

I second this.

Some Guy at Nicki Minaj tried to kick off with my Fiancé because we kept standing up to dance and WE WERE BLOCKING HIS PHONES VIEW OF THE STAGE!!! Fiancé told him to put the phone down and enjoy the concert like a normal person.

Mine too :( He likes to dig dirty underwear out of the laundry basket and rip that up too. Dirty Bastard.

Yeah, my sister bought some of the "tea" these guys sell, after seeing it shilled by Insta-people and she CANNOT stop shitting all day. Its gross.

DUJOUR MEANS CRASH POSITIONS!

Hurray for Penguin plans then!

I watched an episode of Say yes to the dress: the big wedding! And the bride on that wanted penguins at her reception. Turns out they smell really bad and a lot of places won't let you have them in their buildings. :(

That's standard for English weddings though, People get married at 1, or 2.30 if you are me, then have drinks, canapés, photos, dinner, speeches and then get the DJ going and party until you get kicked out. In our case the bar closes at 1am, so it will be an 11 hour day.

I went to meet a florist at the weekend to discuss our wedding flowers, and she was telling me about how she had just done a PINEAPPLE themed wedding. THEY SPRAY PAINTED PINEAPPLES GOLD AND USED THEM TO WEIGH DOWN GIANT BALLOONS.

That fight in the toilets was a racially motivated attack against the black toilet attendant, which everyone seems to forget about. No-one actually cares that she grew up on a council estate, we British love an underdog.

I just found it on Twitter in like 2 mins. Do you for reals wanna know who it is? I wouldn't class them as A-List...

It was pretty good! One of the judges though....lets just say he made me cringe.