This is the same policy I have while I'm watching episodes of

Doggamn he has beautiful lips.

Seriously, I don't think people are getting that it is all Satire. People need to read the book and realise that the list above is ridiculous.

You guys, this book is SO GOOD. Its been out in the UK for a while now, and I genuinely LOL'd on public transport, the shame of it. Plus Caitlin Moran is awesome and should write MOAR!

I really don't know if anyone will see this, what with being a grey and also hours behind (UK times, Y'all) But I need to post this somewhere.

My friend Mel isn't happy. She is still team Jennifer. The Only DVDs she owns and watches are all Jennifer Aniston Films. She has her perfume. JEN OBSESSED.

This is the best article I have ever read in my entire life. God I love this film. Can you believe, I bought a region free DVD player JUST so I could buy this film and watch it. And this happened 5 years ago.

BUT WHAT ABOUT PHYSALIS!? TINY ORANGEY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED DELICIOUSNESS

A couple of years ago I noticed my Mum was being a bit quiet and off. Eventually she sat me down and told me how, a couple of months before she was cleaning out the garage and found a box FULL of love notes to my Dad from a woman, dated from 1991. The year she was pregnant with my Sister and her dad died.

You mean I can make casts of my 2 extra nipples and sell them? Amazing.

We always go in September and it's pretty quiet. We went to Universal and the longest line was like, 20 minutes. We did EVERY. SINGLE. RIDE and had time for a leisurely lunch in one day.

Oh my god! I was there in September, and we did ET just after the Twister ride, so I renames myself Helen and my brother in law named himself Bill. Kinda silly, but we WET ourselves at ET saying goodbye to Bill Paxton.

Ummmm, I'm from the UK and I have NEVER heard about dresses and shoes remaining the property of the purchaser! I have been a bridesmaid 3 times (4th time coming up next year) and not once have I been told to hand the dress and shoes back.

I'm not a huge

My boyfriend could get on it, and he is 6ft 4 and big boned! In fact all but 2 of my 10 people party could get on it, and the 2 that couldn't are both extremely overweight.

ALWAYS

PSHAW, This is nothing. If you want Classy Northen England races I suggest you try Ladies Day at Aintree. Ive been the past 3 years and it is an AMAZING day out. We don't need no royals!

Ha ha! That's why I don't hug him!

I live in Manchester in the UK and we see Samwell Tarly ALL THE TIME. I have to stop myself from going up to him and giving him a cuddle whenever we do though, because inappropriate.

I feel like a bad Lancastrian because I have never tried Black Pudding. Not even Bury Black Pudding. I can't get my head around it being dried blood. And thus I will never know the joy of Scallops and black pudding.