Ok there is very little that I ever understand about republican points of view but jesus god why do people in the administration keep saying that federal workers can negotiate on their rent payments or get their local grocery store to give them a break? How on fucking earth is it ok to pass the responsibilities of the…

In my dreams, every member of the military will claim to be trans in solidarity. It would be so great if these choads in the administration suddenly had no military members to take advantage of.

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys! Cracks me up every time

Idgaf that the jungle cruise is problematic, it is my favorite ride and now it is going to be a movie and I am HERE FOR IT, especially if they keep the stupid jokes

Nope. What happens to the next woman that man victimizes? There are obviously very complicated situations involving this kind of violence, and a lot of women fear very real personal consequences for coming forward. Her fesr is real, but it is also the result of centuries of devaluing women. Maybe if society took this…

You’re thinking chupacabra, a capybara is real and looks like a giant tailless beaver

Yup. Joe Manchin, claiming to be undecided, had long ago made up his mind but he was too much of a fucking coward to actually come out and say it. Fuck these people.

In 2012 my republican, but otherwise very intelligent dad was convinced that if Obama lost, there would be riots. Pretty sure he got that from fox news. Conservative media exists solely to scare the shit out of people enough to vote, why should the president be any different?

We have to stop those immigrants from using our roads and schools too! Who do they think they are, taxpayers? Oh wait.........

I´m totally naming my band 17 Angry Democrats

Yeah this is the most ridiculous thing ever. I actually don’t believe companies should have a right to free speech in the same way an individual does at ALL. Especially if they are providing “healthcare” to people. Science should dictate care, not someone’s bullshit views, and if you are a doctor lying to people you…

Ok en serio yo creo que todos que podemos hablar otras lenguas necesitamos seguir los racistas en todos los lados de este país!

I figure it’s MAGA related, nothing in America can be great until our dear leader has Made America Great Again— so everything is merely good. He just wants to keep reminding us that great is in the works. What the fuck do I know, the man is certifiable

Why is it so important to refer to them as migrants in every article ever? Not just you, Ashley. I feel like there is always an undercurrent of these-people-are-foreign-so-they-could-never-belong, especially in more conservative publications around the world. I don’t see why we can’t just refer to them as people.

Nope you’re not a nutcase, he is absolutely helping! Just like my pony helps me clean the pasture when he steals the rake, or reminds me that I didn’t lock the gate with all three chains by escaping :D

I used to drive by a Trump golf course at least once a week and I always flipped it off

Omg so funny!!!

My boss hired someone far less qualified and dramatically less competent to share my job with me, and then gave them 90% of the responsibility. When I called him out on it, he shouted at me in front of a lot of people, screaming that he makes the final decisions. My job sharer has shat all over everything for the last…

I’m still laughing about this five minutes later why do you not have more stars

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