Oh dude I didn’t realize the first amendment guaranteed that we can’t be denied a platform. Brb, I’m going to go get published on the front page of the new york times now! Also I don’t believe people should be hanged for having a legal medical procedure, so my opinion is better than his.

Over and over and over again in my life it keeps coming up that being really excellent at something isn’t an advantage over merely not completely sucking all the time, especially if the one who is excellent is lacking in the penis department. In fact this is happening at my job right now, where management have made me…

Am I the only one who thinks it´s bad that a person can´t control what personal details are on a professional site that is used to get them work?

I thought it was pretty fucking cool. Yeah, definitely weird in places, with the goofy Bjorkian affectations, but it was interesting. There is a lot to be said for knowing one´s audience, though— people at a sporting event are not interested in your personality coming through in a performance like this. I´m surprised…

That list is so long. I´m going to throw up :(

All the schools I´ve worked at in the last five years have had active shooter drills. I´m a traveling music teacher, and that´s eight schools.

How is hoping they could include other forms of queerness missing the point of the show? Unless the point of the show is to be exclusively about men?

I think they really missed an opportunity not including a non penis-haver. (My internal dialogue was momentarily conflicted: “oh, look, they’re ALL DUDES.” “omg grammarbitch, chill, it’s a queer-eye reboot!” “Oh, derp.” “WAIT wth of course they could have included a queer woman or someone non-binary!”)

One landlord asked if he could move in to my spare room on weekends (when he was in the city, escaping his children) because I didn’t have a man there. The way he asked made me feel like I needed a chemical shower.

I am ok with this, come at me. It’s not like they’re carving the logo in to half dome or anything.

I LOVE HER

Why is the crown prince of saudi arabia polling so highly?????

“Approximately 50 very attractive females”

Where I live, if you indicate your intention to change lanes, some motherfucker will do everything possible to keep you from doing it. I HATE it when people don’t use their blinkers, buuuuut... sometimes I just have to get over so I can exit, and the asshole in the dodge charger would block me.

We all know living humans are the worst can we please have more ghost stories :(

Don’t you dare insult raccoons like that

Easy, just go on a date with any of the dudes I’ve met online in the last five years. They all talked endlessly about themselves and never asked anything about me!

I just moved to Mexico and the department stores were festooned with christmas shit the first week of october. There is some halloween stuff, and slightly more dia de los muertos stuff, but jesus wins. Who out there is buying christmas shit in october, i ask you?!?!?!

WE ARE LIVING IN CRAZYTOWN GUYS

Thanks for this, i needed some hysterical laughter this morning!