Maybe G/O Media should splinter off something from an existing blog.

Not mine but my coworker’s. We found out he carried a diary with him wherever he went for the past 20 years where he writes down lists: lists of the top 10 songs of summer each summer, beers he likes, items he’s lost, addresses he’s lived at... the lists continue. We found out about it because he referenced it in a…

I want to play the Floor is Made of Lava with 50 other people in an Ikea.

At the risk of being the person who bops into a an Android tech thread to say “LOL Throw it away and get an iPhone!”....

I am staunchly pro-choice. I believe that the only people that should be making any decisions at all about a pregnancy are the woman who is pregnant and her physician. However, if these forced birth zealots were consistent, they would not believe in any exceptions. How can you have the(misguided) belief that abortion…

Nope. She introduced goals.

No maaaaames, güey.

You’re thinking chupacabra, a capybara is real and looks like a giant tailless beaver

I got really excited to share a meme, only to realize it’s of an opossum. I’m going to share it with you anyways 😄

The business end of anything is always the stabbiest end of that thing. A pineapple is unique in that the business end changes depending on the directionality of the pineapple. Luckily, fucking someone with a pineapple is a dual-directional action so both business ends are utilized with every full stroke. What I’m…

I’ve got my best thinkers on the job, but we still can’t figure out which end is the business end? The end with the sharp stabby leaves or the end with the delicious pineapple covered in a uniform row of razor blades?

It’s special furniture. It breaks into exactly three blunt pieces on impact.

I was in the tenth grade when Columbine happened. If you had told me then that Columbine would happen again, and again, and again, not just in schools but movies theaters, workplaces, concerts, all across the country, for the next twenty years, I would never have believed you. Yet, here we are. I will be there on…

I will never accept those who can turn away people who have made lives in this country after needing help so badly. Not because I don’t understand them... but because I cannot agree with their philosophy. There is a fundamental dissonance between their concept of right and wrong and mine. I could understand if we…

is this real or satyre

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

The pilgrims really screwed this country over when they brought their fucking ideas about predestination. You can go ahead and believe you’re going to be saved and I’m not because I don’t give a fuck. But when this idea that God’s grace is proof of salvation and manifests as being rich bleeds over into thinking that a…

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Honestly, if you believe that $19, $20, or $22 is a reasonable sum for half an avocado and some hot bread, then you probably need to take a good hard look at a lot more than just your home affordability scenario.