This shit is so insane, you guys. As an aside, I’d really like to start a series called, “why aren’t these laws already?!” Based on how there are so many ~guidelines~ in the executive branch (probably all over the government) that have been followed until now, when we just shit all over everything and hire people with…

Definitely looking forward to this. A few years ago I was forced to check my laptop or my instrument, because the bag they were both in was deemed too heavy. My instrument is worth more than I make in a year so obviously I’m not going to let anyone else touch it, so in my check-in luggage went the laptop. Never saw it…

For fuck’s sake, I hope nobody ever fucks this fucking sleazeball ever again. Ever.

I wish someone would propose a bill that would make it so that nothing will get voted on until it’s been scored by the CBO— but that would never fucking pass in a million years, so.

Jesus Christ what is the fucking point of insurance then?

I’m confused. High-risk pools getting government funding sounds a lot like the government paying for healthcare. How is it right that insurance companies can be off the hook for paying for healthcare for actual sick people, because they’re only going to get healthy peoples’ premiums now, and pass the buck to…

Senator Warren, what are you smoking? Obama is getting $400k from a bank. A bank is willingly parting with almost half a million dollars, and giving it to a damn awesome dude. Who has a goddamn right to do whatever the goddamn fuck he wants to now because he never has to run for anything ever again. I can understand…

Everything is fucking awful

Mmmm I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. But his commercials for apartments.com piss me the hell off, I want to smack him for interrupting that woman so much.

So Assad isn’t like Hitler, but Lincoln is.... ok.

Those signs are so scary!!!!!

Ok, fuck humans. I’m done.

Why is he always Stephen K. Bannon? Is there another Stephen Bannon running around? What is the K for? KKK?

Last time I went wine tasting, one of the wineries had a couple different rosés. The sweet one was referred to as Jaccuzzi Juice, and the dry was Brosé, because it was pretty popular with the dudes.

I can’t help but be afraid that we are playing right in to someone’s hands with all this. Obviously what’s happening in Syria is horrifying, but it was horrifying last week, and the week before, and three years ago, and right from the fucking start. I think we are being deliberately provoked by a fucking madman. I…

Guess it’s time to panic-buy the Greatest Flats of All Time :(

Is America great again yet?

Lookit those fuzzy lips!!! 😍

Jesus Christ is Matt Walsh in the taliban????

I have an American Airlines pass, and they have the same kind of dress code, but I think only if you are in first class. Once I was wearing a knee length skirt with leggings underneath, because I knew I would be cold but my trousers weren’t clean (end of a trip). They weren’t going to let me on unless I took the…