Christ don’t give them any ideas.

SERIOUSLY. It is not your job to argue with me, it is your job to relay the message from the constituent to the representative. Just because you think you’re so powerful and cool there with your ability to hang up on people or accidentally forget to take the message down doesn’t mean you can act like a total choad all…

Holy shit!!! I’m so sorry that happened to you. Issa is such a shitheel, no wonder he has people like that answering his phones. I’m from riverside, and I’ve called Calvert several times in the last few weeks. I always say I’m a constituent and give my zip code, which is split between him and Mark Takano, but I…

Another reason to never ever ever answer the phone!

But it isn’t like there is some sort of buzzfeed quiz your doctor can administer to find out which one is right for you. I tried about 8 different types before I ended up getting an iud. It was all trial and error.

Is... is this the first time a member of the GOP has experienced consequences???

wow, that statement is really something.

Is... is this the first time a member of the GOP has experienced consequences????

That is fucking creepy as fuck. It looks like a trophy severed foot.

Where did Spicey get his decoder ring?

If you want to be really, really mad— no, like really, seriously, screaming rage punch a wall lose your shit mad, listen to the On The Media podcast “what we know about the border” from last month.

I particularly love “wherever the English language goes, freedom goes”

I wasn’t going to watch, but man those Onion asides are killing it!!! So funny

Anybody know how many cattle abortions they’ve tried to regulate? My guess is zero. It’s very dangerous for a cow to carry twins, so usually they abort one. But fuck women, amirite?!

No, it is racist as hell. Just because federal documents say it doesn’t make it ok. It’s dehumanizing. They’re still people, who have committed a crime of paperwork. Our immigration laws are very recent and anyone who came to this country before they were established was incredibly lucky to not have to deal with the…

For real, can they roll over any more? I’m reminded of one of my favorite shows: if liberals are so star-spangled awesome, then why do they lose so goddamn always? BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY SHOULD PLAY NICE.

Two months of tea? That’s cute.

Two months of tea? That’s cute.