Love you Torch. I’m pretty sure in 1982 they wouldn’t have believed that we'd have a failed developer/reality tv star as president, private equity firms that own damn near everything and still no flyng cars. Honestly, I’d take the Blade Runner dystopia.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Hell is a waiting room with no door and Steve Miller Band on the intercom, forever.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

You should also post it in the Splinter comments.

Jeez, I don’t look at Deadspin for 10 hours or so and I miss the most exciting thing that’s happened around here since Manti Teo. Thanks for posting that screengrab!

Tried to post this via cellphone but, you know... Kinja. The since-deleted autoplay article.

“That original reaction by the Astros was wrong, and we own it as an organization. There were many people involved in reviewing that, approving that, and I’m not gonna get into the details of that. It was wrong, it was the Astros’ decision.”

That letter was as heartfelt and genuine as an apology your mom forced you to make to your sister when you were nine. 

Then the Dodgers looked like they had that series totally in hand, until they didn’t Kershaw.

I’ve seen so many men make it about their discomfort or pain, especially if it’s in response to a woman saying they were hurt 

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens: